Funny Sweet Love Poems | Examples
These Funny Sweet Love poems are examples of Sweet Love poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sweet Love Funny poems written by international poets.
Your love is a cake
Chocolate with whipped icing
Gluttonous-I am
Rendering rainbows over candy kisses
Above the marvels of a mindless moon
Meandering with fairies and flower wishes
Miming melodies frolicking with a flirting tune
Nimble poets prance scribing wistful words
Courting playful paramours to canoodle and swoon
Entranced in witless wooing, amorously absurd
I woke up to the sunrise
The sunrise was your face
Imagine waking to that every day
A thought I do embrace
At first I thought it was a dream
I've had those kinds before
But when it didn't fade away
I knew it was for sure
My smile hasn't left me
I'm sitting on my chair
And looking out across the lake
In blissful trance I stare
Reality's a funny thing
I know that you're not here
But in my thoughts indeed you are
Your essence always near
So here and there throughout the day
At the picture I will look
Until it lives within the folds
Of your chapter in my memory book
Gaand ka dalya gaand ka dalya
Meri gaand ka dalya bana
Thora metha thora pani mila
Gaand ka dalya gaand ka dalya
Meri gaand ka dalya bana...
Jodie
jodie jodie jodie
Your name rhymes with toadie
its funny because you like frogs
you're very pretty and i find that pog.
When you speak it gives me butterflies
maybe its because im not circumcised.
Why do I love you so
without you i'm lost like nemo.
You're a scorpio
oh what sad woes
as im a virgo
isn't this great as our star signs align
maybe because you do design!
Well I must summarise
i don't want to be one of the other guys,
so what I'm say is will you just be mine!
I have a bone to pick with you.
I heard you spread rumours about me.
Said, I am courageous,
And have endurance.
Am very smart,
Have a good heart.
You like my smile,
The sparkling in my eyes.
Are they true?
Was it you?
Or are these rumours all lies.
I’d like to hear,
From your mouth to my ear.
So I could spread rumours about you too
Diet, Sweet love...
I'm indeed What i am:
zero calorie style ...
without sugar and
almost without salt ...!
If I look this way,tasteless,
but I can say:
I'm sweeter than honey ...
If I'm half a lemon, I wish
be squeezed by you ... to be
taken with savor ... to
alter your heartbeat ...!
Come, come and taste me ...
you will taste it ...? crazy thing !
I will be your noble delight...
Cashew in your mouth ... !
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Cashew tree
Dear Love,
Find me someone sweet,
Someone nice,
Who likes me as me.
I hope they are funny,
Someone who smiles for, and because of me.
A person I give joy to, and someone who can do the same for me.
Somewhere in the world,
They must be searching for me,
And when we meet,
We won’t know.
I want to know I love them when we fight, but come back to each other.
I want to know I love them when we hit a wall, but together hurdle over it.
I know they won’t be perfect,
But that’s what I’ll cherish most.
Dear Love,
If there’s someone in the world for me,
Be sure to say “hi,” and send them on their way to me.
She moaned
as she took her first nibble
Her tongue danced
around the sensual flavors
With panting breath
she sunk her teeth in
just a little bit more
with a giggle
"Oh, you taste so good."
she gasped.
She took it out of her mouth
and swallowed hard.
She could feel it
as it coated her throat
with orgasmic goodness.
Wiping a bit of drool
from the corner of her mouth
she smiled happily
as she threw the chocolate bar wrapper away.
I heard a lot of bird whispering
Only about your name,when
I started to listen them,that's where
I noticed how much i love you
Yes,you can take my eyes but only
If you let me see you beauty,you
Can take my mind but only if you
Can let me think of you only
Even my hand,you can take it but
Allow me to touch you an feel only love,
Please don't even think of taking
My heart cause it already with you
Here's the lovely part of life,it's
Living with someone who loves you an
The lovely part of death it's dying
In the arms of the one who loves you
Here's the secret,when i cry i always see
You in my tears an the funny thing is that
I clean my tears so that no one else
Can see you...i can't lose you,i love you
Far Away, king drooling
Not so, jester timidly asserts
I decalre, king postures, the forest are my troops,
Looking across his fickle following,
Jesters swings a wooden axe screaming
Love, sweet love
King blows his nose from snuff and nicotine
I declare
Jester drops trough and shows a a true ruler
Is 12 inches
King spits phlegm sceaming I alone
Jester shoves his ruler into the mouth of the queen
Haven't seen nor heard of king no jester
Only plenty of rhymes to suggest
That there are neither
Excepting one queen knocked up
With funny babies
A child from the start
knows love in his heart,
knows kindness and pain,
knows puddles and rain
loves puppies and cats
and tall funny hats,
is bashful and shy
but knows when to cry.
To grow and be true
in all that we do,
needs help from above
and mothers sweet love.
All things are earned
from lessons we've learned,
be mindful of that
when you don funny hats.
I woke up to the song
"Sexual Healing."
I thought to myself
I like that feeling
No need for a doctor
Just some sweet love
Here is an idea
That fits like a glove
I started partaking
All day and all night
If I do something
I want to do it right
Now I'm exhausted
My back has gone out
The words of the song
Are causing me doubt
Maybe it's possible
I got carried away
I should have stayed
With that apple a day
I bought a burger yesterday
It was very dry like the seagull bay
I pilled a lot of ketchup on it
and still dry it remained
I was very dissappointed
as i look at the dry damned thing
I ran to the toilet
and let out a HUGE
BLEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH
As chunks of the dry burger fell out of my pie hole
Landing into the toilet
Making dookie plop noizes
I'm done
Nose pressed flat upto the glass,
Pockets tinkling full of brass;
Oblong jars,row on row
Candy -filled,to over flow.
Mintoes,chews and Pontefract cakes,
Limes and milk chocolate flakes;
Jelly beans and sweet love-hearts,
A few of each ,just to start.
Toffee whirls and butterscotch,
Long liquorice laces,all top-notch;
Aniseed balls,French bonbons,
Available now without coupons.
Sugared almonds and white mice,
Vanilla fudge,a penny a slice!
Just for starters a chocolate ice,
As it's going at half-price.
Barley sugar and a sherbert straw,
The shop bell tinkles as I close the door;
Is that th time! I'll have to skate,
Back into school,I can't be late.