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Suppositories Poems

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Planning a Seniors Wedding
Gerry Coombes and April Showers have their families in a spin,
being ninety-two and eighty-nine; planned their new life to begin.
They’ve announced they’re getting married before they get too old,
and of course there is resistance, but they won’t put the day...Read More
Categories: suppositories, humor,
Form: Rhyme



WITHIN THIS SLICE OF BLEAKMOMENT
Within this slice of bleakMoment i am pondering my
madness AND do sane people wonder if they are 
quite crazy -- this i cannot know /  but if while
thinking of my insane need for sanity these thoughts
as cold as mountain...Read More
Categories: suppositories, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Take Two Bullets
            Take Two Bullets

Take two bullets orally with gun powder dry
Loaded water as a chaser can shoot them down
Some cinnamon for flavor to encase the rounds
Ensures the procedure is...Read More
Categories: suppositories, addiction, adventure, education, image, silly, trust, wisdom,
Form: Free verse
Denny's New Grand Slam
Green eggs and ham I am
Denny's new Grand Slam
Egg whites wriggling like a clam
Yellow yokes oozing over the dam
Ham clods denser than Spam
Coated with a varnish of Pam
Gratuitous cholesterol by the gram
Down unthrottled hatch cram
If green terds your jaded colon...Read More
Categories: suppositories, funny
Form: Rhyme
These damn laxatives.
These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.
I can't take a dump no matter how...Read More
Categories: suppositories, funny
Form: Rhyme