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Suppositories Poems - Poems about Suppositories


Premium Member Wince
...I went to my doctor, the useless jackass He gave me some suppositories for gas I ain’t being funny For what good they’ve done me I just should’ve stuck them things right up my ass...

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Categories: suppositories, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Planning a Seniors Wedding
...Gerry Coombes and April Showers have their families in a spin, being ninety-two and eighty-nine; planned their new life to begin. They’ve announced they’re getting married before they get too old, ......

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Categories: suppositories, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Within This Slice of Bleakmoment
...Within this slice of bleakMoment i am pondering my madness AND do sane people wonder if they are quite crazy -- this i cannot know / but if while thinking of my insane need for sanity these thou......

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Categories: suppositories, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Take Two Bullets
...Take Two Bullets Take two bullets orally with gun powder dry Loaded water as a chaser can shoot them down Some cinnamon for flavor to encase the rounds Ensures the procedure is correct, is prof......

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Categories: suppositories, addiction, adventure, education, image,
Form: Free verse
Denny's New Grand Slam
...Green eggs and ham I am Denny's new Grand Slam Egg whites wriggling like a clam Yellow yokes oozing over the dam Ham clods denser than Spam Coated with a varnish of Pam Gratuitous cholesterol by the ......

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Categories: suppositories, funny
Form: Rhyme



These Damn Laxatives.
...These laxatives don't work that I've been taking. As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching. I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two. I can't take......

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Categories: suppositories, funny
Form: Rhyme

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