Wince
...I went to my doctor, the useless jackass
He gave me some suppositories for gas
I ain’t being funny
For what good they’ve done me
I just should’ve stuck them things right up my ass
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Categories:
suppositories, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Planning a Seniors Wedding
...Gerry Coombes and April Showers have their families in a spin,
being ninety-two and eighty-nine; planned their new life to begin.
They’ve announced they’re getting married before they get too old,
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Categories:
suppositories, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Within This Slice of Bleakmoment
...Within this slice of bleakMoment i am pondering my
madness AND do sane people wonder if they are
quite crazy -- this i cannot know / but if while
thinking of my insane need for sanity these thou...
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Categories:
suppositories, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Take Two Bullets
...Take Two Bullets
Take two bullets orally with gun powder dry
Loaded water as a chaser can shoot them down
Some cinnamon for flavor to encase the rounds
Ensures the procedure is correct, is prof...
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Categories:
suppositories, addiction, adventure, education, image,
Form: Free verse
Denny's New Grand Slam
...Green eggs and ham I am
Denny's new Grand Slam
Egg whites wriggling like a clam
Yellow yokes oozing over the dam
Ham clods denser than Spam
Coated with a varnish of Pam
Gratuitous cholesterol by the ...
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Categories:
suppositories, funny
Form: Rhyme
These Damn Laxatives.
...These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.
I can't take...
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Categories:
suppositories, funny
Form: Rhyme