Suppositories Poems - Poems about Suppositories

...I went to my doctor, the useless jackass He gave me some suppositories for gas I ain’t being funny For what good they’ve done me I just should’ve stuck them things right up my ass...Read the rest...

...Gerry Coombes and April Showers have their families in a spin, being ninety-two and eighty-nine; planned their new life to begin. They’ve announced they’re getting married before they get too old, ......Read the rest...

...Within this slice of bleakMoment i am pondering my madness AND do sane people wonder if they are quite crazy -- this i cannot know / but if while thinking of my insane need for sanity these thou......Read the rest...

...Take Two Bullets Take two bullets orally with gun powder dry Loaded water as a chaser can shoot them down Some cinnamon for flavor to encase the rounds Ensures the procedure is correct, is prof......Read the rest...

...Green eggs and ham I am Denny's new Grand Slam Egg whites wriggling like a clam Yellow yokes oozing over the dam Ham clods denser than Spam Coated with a varnish of Pam Gratuitous cholesterol by the ......Read the rest...

...These laxatives don't work that I've been taking. As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching. I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two. I can't take......Read the rest...