Take Two Bullets

Take Two Bullets Take two bullets orally with gun powder dry Loaded water as a chaser can shoot them down Some cinnamon for flavor to encase the rounds Ensures the procedure is correct, is profound Torpedoes are too difficult to swallow Something about their shape and size Avoid bazooka breath when you digest The aftertaste is hollow and benign Keep projectiles away from children Who creep up from behind Stir things up with barrels of a pistol Two bullets is what the doctor ordered But not as suppositories If all goes well with the original directions Fragments should come out intact about the other side We can project that these projectiles Will have a happy healthy outcome in the end Keep extra ammunition by your side in bed Always check the expiration dates Take your bullets every day to stay alive