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Wince

I went to my doctor, the useless jackass
He gave me some suppositories for gas
I ain’t being funny
For what good they’ve done me
I just should’ve stuck them things right up my ass

Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021

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Jan Allison Date: 6/18/2021 12:54:00 PM lol this is hilariarse and I am pleased to see ass wasn't starred out too lol :-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 6/18/2021 1:18:00 PM Thanks Jan. I wonder if soup doesn’t sees ass as in some way biblical. Mary spent a lot of time sat on hers. ;-) Terry

Tom Cunningham Date: 6/18/2021 6:05:00 AM Well I suppose they'll end up in the right place after going around the wrekin lol. Tom Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 6/18/2021 1:26:00 PM I suppose it would lube the tubes, Tom. Cheers. Terry

Line Gauthier Date: 6/17/2021 8:11:00 PM lol Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 6/18/2021 2:39:00 AM Thanks Line. Terry

Lindsay Laurie Date: 6/17/2021 7:03:00 PM G’day Terry … you might have started a trend here Terry - Lindsay Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 6/18/2021 2:38:00 AM I hope the reverse doesn’t happen with fizzy antacids. (Was gonna say Alka Seltza, but don’t know what they’re called in your neck of the woods). Cheers Lindsay. Terry

L Milton Hankins Date: 6/17/2021 6:21:00 PM Oh, oh, please tell me you didn't take them orally??? Apparently you did! Burping a lot lately??? Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 6/18/2021 2:35:00 AM They say the old ones are the best ones (er... I don’t mean stale suppositories). Thanks Milt. Terry