Wince

I went to my doctor, the useless jackass He gave me some suppositories for gas I ain’t being funny For what good they’ve done me I just should’ve stuck them things right up my ass

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Jan Allison

Date: 6/18/2021 12:54:00 PM

lol this is hilariarse and I am pleased to see ass wasn't starred out too lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood
Date: 6/18/2021 1:18:00 PM

Thanks Jan. I wonder if soup doesn’t sees ass as in some way biblical. Mary spent a lot of time sat on hers. ;-) Terry

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/18/2021 6:05:00 AM

Well I suppose they'll end up in the right place after going around the wrekin lol. Tom

Terry Flood
Date: 6/18/2021 1:26:00 PM

I suppose it would lube the tubes, Tom. Cheers. Terry

Line Gauthier

Date: 6/17/2021 8:11:00 PM

lol

Terry Flood
Date: 6/18/2021 2:39:00 AM

Thanks Line. Terry

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 6/17/2021 7:03:00 PM

G’day Terry … you might have started a trend here Terry - Lindsay

Terry Flood
Date: 6/18/2021 2:38:00 AM

I hope the reverse doesn’t happen with fizzy antacids. (Was gonna say Alka Seltza, but don’t know what they’re called in your neck of the woods). Cheers Lindsay. Terry

L Milton Hankins

Date: 6/17/2021 6:21:00 PM

Oh, oh, please tell me you didn't take them orally??? Apparently you did! Burping a lot lately???

Terry Flood
Date: 6/18/2021 2:35:00 AM

They say the old ones are the best ones (er... I don’t mean stale suppositories). Thanks Milt. Terry