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Funny Summer Poems

These Funny Summer poems are examples of Summer poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Summer Funny poems written by international poets.


kernel crisis

sun's too hot to bear—
he just wanted a tan but
became a snack fast....

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Categories: summer, fun, funny, hilarious, humor,



Premium Member Sugary Summer
I had a vain neighbor called Jimsmooth
Opened on baywalk a fruit drink booth
Bragging, he downed sweet stuff
Till gummy gums got rough
Sugar binge left him without...

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Categories: funny, summer,

Premium Member Buzz Cut
Sirius is approaching the gate
dragging the hot and humid like bait.
	Scorching dog days are back.
	A violent attack!
I fear I will burn my shaven pate!
...

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Categories: summer, environment, funny, hair, nature,

Premium Member Summer Cooking

In summer, sluggish sense of sloth he gets, 
stops the lazy time, for clock’s hands he sets.
     In hot kitchen he...

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Categories: funny, summer,

Premium Member Summer Funny Limerick
The Fourth of July is almost here,
it will be hot but will it be clear?
Fireworks made me pee my pants,
all wet but I will still...

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Categories: summer, celebration, fun, giggle, humor,



Premium Member Cranium Composure Compromised
Calendar commences, conviviality,
kids kvetch knishes cold,
cantaloupe crappy,
kids constantly crunching cookies,
cake, candy.
Could kayaking, canoeing, camping
in Canada cure cantankerous
children's contention?
Can caddying at the country club
conquer kid's complaining?
chaos...

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Categories: summer, 7th grade, 8th grade,

Lawn Care
The sun is high in the summer sky
And no clouds to be seen
The grass is high neath the summer sky
And growing tall and green
The mower...

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Categories: summer, fantasy, funny, garden, humorous,

Premium Member Herodotus Theory of Winter
Herodotus thought that the sun,
When blown from its course, summer's done.
That wasn't quite true,
Was maybe coo-coo,
But thinking about it is fun....

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Categories: summer, fun, funny, science, silly,

In Summer
In Summer

In summer, Jerry cans yearn to 
host toffee apple parties, man holes 
trick lost drivers, urine people 
wear funny hats 
about, pine cones get...

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Categories: summer, humor,

Premium Member Summer Cooking

In summer, sluggish sense of sloth he gets, 
lazy time passes him by, he forgets.
     In hot kitchen he doesn’t go,
...

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Categories: summer, funny,

Premium Member Funny Limerick For Summer
Loosening her two-piece in the sun
Gail rubbed sweet cream to tan, to have fun-
     With bod on a hilla
  ...

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Categories: summer, beach, humor,

Premium Member Nature Calls -- for contest
  Gene went for a dip in the local pool
  His swimsuit was loose, he thought it was cool
    ...

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Categories: drink, humor, nature, summer,

Premium Member HUMIDITY IN MY COUNTRY
Foreigners in our humid country pray*
To smite heat with triumphant icy tray
Savoring popsicle sticks
Midst constant cold water-licks
As they are fired-up by bright Summer ray.

*Philippians 4:6...

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Categories: summer, blessing, cheer up, christian,

Premium Member What A Shocker

Wet with sweat, the seaside called my name
Coastal waters taught me to proclaim
Gentle breeze on water
Sweating, getting hotter
Bikini came off, despite the shame!

...

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Categories: summer, beach, funny, humorous, ocean,

Premium Member A Funny Summer
The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like...

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Categories: summer, body, giggle, red, sun,


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