Funny Summer Poems
These Funny Summer poems are examples of Summer poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Summer Funny poems written by international poets.
Herodotus Theory of WinterHerodotus thought that the sun,
When blown from its course, summer's done.
That wasn't quite true,
Was maybe coo-coo,
But thinking about it is fun....
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Categories:
summer, fun, funny, science, silly,
In SummerIn Summer
In summer, Jerry cans yearn to
host toffee apple parties, man holes
trick lost drivers, urine people
wear funny hats
about, pine cones get...
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Categories:
summer, humor,
Summer Cooking
In summer, sluggish sense of sloth he gets,
lazy time passes him by, he forgets.
In hot kitchen he doesn’t go,
...
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Categories:
summer, funny,
Funny Limerick For Summer
Loosening her two-piece in the sun
Gail rubbed sweet cream to tan, to have fun-
With bod on a hilla
...
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Categories:
summer, beach, humor,
Nature Calls -- for contest
Gene went for a dip in the local pool
His swimsuit was loose, he thought it was cool
...
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Categories:
drink, humor, nature, summer,
HUMIDITY IN MY COUNTRY
Foreigners in our humid country pray*
To smite heat with triumphant icy tray
Savoring popsicle sticks
Midst constant cold water-licks
As they are fired-up by bright Summer ray.
*Philippians 4:6...
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Categories:
summer, blessing, cheer up, christian,
What A Shocker
Wet with sweat, the seaside called my name
Coastal waters taught me to proclaim
Gentle breeze on water
Sweating, getting hotter
Bikini came off, despite the shame!
...
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summer, beach, funny, humorous, ocean,
A Funny Summer
The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like...
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summer, body, giggle, red, sun,
DragonflyJust saw a huge dragonfly fly by,
As I screamed aloud alone, "Why?!"...
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summer, fear, funny, giggle, nature,
Monster of myselfFollowing me wherever I go
My greatest fear and my biggest foe
Long dark nights you keep me awake
Even the beating of your heart
And your breathing...
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Categories:
summer, child, depression, emo, integrity,
georgiaIt’s summer in Georgia, yeah, it’s warm.
In high school, they said Shakespeare
once called Georgia, "sulfurous and hot."
He wasn’t wrong.
The careless sky is letting in all...
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Categories:
fun, humor, summer, sun,
Raining in summerOn this majestic month of May,
The clouds have conspired with the sun in a mist of golden gray,
Like a toxic forbidden love that fights...
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summer, cheer up, funny, may,
momz - or what r u going to doI’m enjoying spending time with my mom - we have an intimacy braided like rope. I forgot how funny she is. At the same time,...
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summer, anxiety, humor, mom, parents,
Finding Fun On A Budget Part 3 - The Great Beef Jerky RideNot an amusement park in sight
So, we headed to the mountains
No bumper cars, roller coasters,
Spinning cups, or dancing fountains
We diligently searched
For something to...
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Categories:
summer, adventure, fun, funny, humor,
Finding Fun On A Budget part 2 - Summer SleddingAqua blue sled
Thumpity thump thump thump
Children laugh with glee
Thank heavens for air conditioning
Bumpity bump bump bump
Wheeeee!
Mom mirrors masterpiece The Scream
Declares, “This shall not be...
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Categories:
summer, children, dad, family, fun,