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Funny Summer Poems

These Funny Summer poems are examples of Summer poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Summer Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Summer Cooking

In summer, sluggish sense of sloth he gets, 
lazy time passes him by, he forgets.
     In hot kitchen he doesn’t go,
...

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Categories: summer, funny,



Premium Member Funny Limerick For Summer
Loosening her two-piece in the sun
Gail rubbed sweet cream to tan, to have fun-
     With bod on a hilla
  ...

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Categories: summer, beach, humor,

Premium Member Nature Calls -- for contest
  Gene went for a dip in the local pool
  His swimsuit was loose, he thought it was cool
    ...

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Categories: drink, humor, nature, summer,

Premium Member HUMIDITY IN MY COUNTRY
Foreigners in our humid country pray*
To smite heat with triumphant icy tray
Savoring popsicle sticks
Midst constant cold water-licks
As they are fired-up by bright Summer ray.

*Philippians 4:6...

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Categories: summer, blessing, cheer up, christian,

Premium Member What A Shocker

Wet with sweat, the seaside called my name
Coastal waters taught me to proclaim
Gentle breeze on water
Sweating, getting hotter
Bikini came off, despite the shame!

...

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Categories: summer, beach, funny, humorous, ocean,



Premium Member A Funny Summer
The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like...

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Categories: summer, body, giggle, red, sun,

Premium Member Dragonfly
Just saw a huge dragonfly fly by,
As I screamed aloud alone, "Why?!"...

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Categories: summer, fear, funny, giggle, nature,

Monster of myself
Following me wherever I go
My greatest fear and my biggest foe
Long dark nights you keep me awake
Even the beating of your heart 
And your breathing...

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Categories: summer, child, depression, emo, integrity,

Premium Member georgia
It’s summer in Georgia, yeah, it’s warm.

In high school, they said Shakespeare
once called Georgia, "sulfurous and hot."
He wasn’t wrong.

The careless sky is letting in all...

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Categories: fun, humor, summer, sun,

Premium Member Raining in summer
On this majestic month of May, 
The clouds have conspired with the sun in a mist of golden gray,
Like a toxic forbidden love that fights...

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Categories: summer, cheer up, funny, may,

Premium Member momz - or what r u going to do
I’m enjoying spending time with my mom - we have an intimacy braided like rope. I forgot how funny she is. At the same time,...

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Categories: summer, anxiety, humor, mom, parents,

Premium Member Finding Fun On A Budget Part 3 - The Great Beef Jerky Ride
Not an amusement park in sight 
So, we headed to the mountains 
No bumper cars, roller coasters,
Spinning cups, or dancing fountains
We diligently searched
For something to...

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Categories: summer, adventure, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Finding Fun On A Budget part 2 - Summer Sledding
Aqua blue sled
Thumpity thump thump thump
Children laugh with glee

Thank heavens for air conditioning 
Bumpity bump bump bump
Wheeeee!

Mom mirrors masterpiece The Scream
Declares, “This shall not be...

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Categories: summer, children, dad, family, fun,

This coming summer
I have visited 
my grandmom
who lives in
saint louis

and maybe
you had that plan too,
in this coming 
summer

and thanks to God 
I made it this spring 
and...

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Categories: summer, appreciation, brother, children, family,

Premium Member Funny Not Funny
summer nights abuzz
  street lamps busy with insects~
        funny things you miss...

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Categories: insect, summer,


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