No objection to cold weather, but
...No objection to cold weather, but...
ah jest wanna boomerang
back into the womb
versus being threatened
courtesy beastie boy gang
beating me to a pulp
after accurately discerning
being s...
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Categories:
stroganoff, adventure, appreciation, color, environment,
Form: Rhyme
Holiday Humor
...
in a flash Santa took off
he has a case of whooping cough
the reindeer are wired
now hungry and tired
they say it is time for beef stroganoff...
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Categories:
stroganoff, animal, food, fun, giggle,
Form: Limerick
A Lil Humor
...The elderly couple enjoyed a lovely meal with their dear friends.
The two old ladies get up to do the dishes when the meal ends.
The two men chat, one tells of a restaurant he could recommend.
The...
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Categories:
stroganoff, old,
Form: Rhyme
No Objection To Cold Weather, But
...No objection to cold weather, but...
ah jest wanna boomerang back into the womb
to escape unrelenting forbidding gloom.
perhaps cuz mine generation
nsync with baby boom.
No matter birth can...
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Categories:
stroganoff, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
The Avenue of Gastronomic Delight
...The Avenue of Gastronomic Delight
Down the broad avenue called Gastronomic Delight
City life gathers when twilight awakens;
In eateries, drive-ins, greasy spoons and taverns – jumpin’ joints j...
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Categories:
stroganoff, america, food, international,
Form: Verse
No Objection To Cold Weather But
...No objection to cold weather, but...
ah jest wanna boomerang back into the womb
No matter birth canal
long since got breached,
countless scores of years
I quickly grew
impossible mission to p...
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Categories:
stroganoff, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
My Own Cooking
...You take an onion, chop it up real good.
You throw it in a pan under the cook top hood.
You add a little Lowry's and some ground beef.
You have the beginnings to end all your grief.
For half th...
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Categories:
stroganoff, food,
Form: Rhyme
It's Gonna Be a Windy Night
...I enjoyed onions for my tea*
With my tum onions don’t agree
Foul wind is departing
I cannot stop farting
alas allium’s make me windy!
I had made beef stroganoff which contained oni...
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Categories:
stroganoff, body, humorous, wind,
Form: Limerick
Culinary Art
...Cooking is my hobby-it is the greatest pleasure of my life.
Besides, no weapon is as useful as a ladle or chopping knife,
I dream of cooking in my sleep, of cooking, when I awake,
I dream of rustl...
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Categories:
stroganoff, confidence, lost love, passion,
Form: Rhyme
A Good Lunch
...A Good Lunch
They didn`t have a good cook at the restaurant
on the first floor, they have got a new one now
and it showed, we had a Stroganoff with rice
it was so good we had a glass of red wi...
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Categories:
stroganoff, fish, food, leadership,
Form: Blank verse
Box of Lies
...Persuasions offered in their words
Slogans repeated in ways absurd
It must be true on the TV
No biased questions on the news
Political lies and points of views
It must be true on the TV
Rea...
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Categories:
stroganoff, humor, life, technology,
Form: Verse
Watery Nonsense
...One time a stickleback
Asked a tadpole what’s the craic
He replied there’s nothin’ doing
It’s just the water I was viewing
So he slurped a glass of gin
And let the stickleback begin
To swim u...
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Categories:
stroganoff, children, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Warrior Poet
...Warrior Poet, newest nom de plume for Mark Halliday
An American citizen, gained a taste for living abroad as a LDS missionary.
Retired in 2007 as a Staff Sergeant from the US Army (20 years service...
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Categories:
stroganoff, books, culture, food, identity,
Form: Acrostic