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It's Gonna Be a Windy Night

I enjoyed onions for my tea*
With my tum onions don’t agree
Foul wind is departing
I cannot stop farting
alas allium’s make me windy!

I had made beef stroganoff which contained onions and garlic!

6/14/19

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Jack Horne Date: 7/9/2019 1:31:00 PM LOL, I know Hubby's glad to be back with the farter, instead of the hussies!!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/6/2019 7:00:00 AM lol Jack, sorry I missed replying sooner:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler Date: 6/27/2019 2:00:00 PM We should all be happy that nature made a convenient way out for our flatulence, otherwise many people would levitating all over the planet! A fun write as only you can write them, Jan. Many thanks for stopping by. / M Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/28/2019 11:56:00 AM ha ha ha Maurice some would be higher in the air than others - Mr Trump is full of hot air and to the Brits a trump is a fart - say no more lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 6/23/2019 10:52:00 AM If I'm not mistaken, allium is garlic in Latin. I suppose you'll have to come up with a new recipe, Jan:) Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/28/2019 11:56:00 AM You are correct about allium and onions and garlic come under the same umbrella name, hubby and I both eat them and ... the rest is history lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 6/20/2019 10:09:00 PM hahahaha.. another hilarious poem. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/28/2019 11:55:00 AM thanks Eve:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 6/20/2019 3:21:00 PM All’s I can say are green peppers! But why do I love them so ;) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/28/2019 11:54:00 AM Eat them and enjoy them Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May Date: 6/18/2019 10:22:00 AM Haha... Nicely done Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/28/2019 11:54:00 AM thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 6/18/2019 6:36:00 AM LOL - if I heard the TT races were cancelled because of strong winds I'd really be worried! Just saying a quick Hi - hope all's good with you & Hubby. Will catch up on comments tomorrow Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/28/2019 11:52:00 AM lol Jack it was the rain and mist that delayed the races and not wind lol:-) hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 6/16/2019 5:23:00 PM I haven't eaten beef in 32 years for that very reason and just does not agree with me. My last hamburger was when my daughter was two years old and she will be thirty four in November. The humor is in the fact that it is embarrassing when it happens in public. : ) xxoo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/28/2019 11:52:00 AM I'd be mortified if I did it in public but some of the kids I used to work with at school had no problem with letting rip and we all had to suffer!:-( hugs jan xx

John Lawless Date: 6/16/2019 9:09:00 AM you.....and the cows are killing the ozone. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/28/2019 11:51:00 AM Guilty as charged lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 6/16/2019 5:57:00 AM Jan this is really funny, bean soup does the same for me - a really hilarious limerick -LOL Hugs, Jenny. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/28/2019 11:50:00 AM lol Jennifer yes beans do have the same effect lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 6/15/2019 5:03:00 AM Get the clothes pegs out lol Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/15/2019 10:50:00 AM too late its blown past now lol:-) hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 6/15/2019 12:40:00 AM With the increase in the price of gas, you are now a rich woman Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/15/2019 10:49:00 AM LOL Rick, I am rich I have my health and hubby will soon be finished his treatment and we can get on with enjoying life together:-) hugs Jan xx

Ralph Sergi Date: 6/14/2019 9:51:00 PM Beautiful Stinky poem, Jan! Thanks for the tip on the Stroganoff! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/15/2019 10:48:00 AM I put onions, garlic and mushrooms in it, then added fillet steak. Had it with steamed kale and rice, it was superb and as hubby was away I was the only one to suffer the after effects lol!:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger Date: 6/14/2019 9:32:00 PM I add onions to everything I make, so now my flatulence finally makes sense! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/15/2019 10:46:00 AM now you know Caren but I bet you wont change your cooking habits lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 6/14/2019 7:39:00 PM Hello Jan … a night of humour for others in your home I imagine - thanks Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/15/2019 10:46:00 AM amok - hubby eats the same food lol - although this particular meal he wasn't party to as he was away having his treatment so was alone ... although I'd made enough for meals for 2 days lollol:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 6/14/2019 5:45:00 PM Pickled onions with Heineken will most certainly not win you any friends - especially when one adds a boiled egg or two - but what a blast you'll have! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/15/2019 10:44:00 AM I eat neither Rico lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Hilo Poet Date: 6/14/2019 4:04:00 PM Thanks Jan for more than a grin on this fine day as I walk it now, waveringly, Aloha William Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/15/2019 10:43:00 AM Thanks :-) hugs Jan xx

Arturo Michael Date: 6/14/2019 2:24:00 PM A lot of people are afraid of onions...you can fart to tears...You said it all... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/14/2019 3:47:00 PM garlic and onions especially friend ones , I loe them but they dont love me lol:-) least I'm brutally honest lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 6/14/2019 12:53:00 PM - I must admit that I have never heard of onions in the tea, Jan - But, onions provide air in the stomach that's for sure :) ... let them "fly" quietly on light wings :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/14/2019 3:45:00 PM lol about flying on light winds more like severe gale force winds today lol - hope I've made it more clear its onions in food not in a cuppa lol - we call our evening meal 'tea':-) hugs Jan xx