Funny Stress Poems

hey math tutor, I need help. 
kids with questions - five at once!
multitasking, aging, geezer.
too much, too much, who needs help?
tasks need doing, people are waiting.
computers,...

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Have you ever been forgetful
When you're busy with a lot on your mind
As I do from time to time
Or just like me a scatterbrain

Like talking...

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COMPARTMENTALIZATION 

Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses, 
so messes … not get in!

Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...

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I've tried avoiding it for so long,
the force pulling me to you.
Every day, I take just a glance at you,
and all my feelings are renewed.

It...

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Afternoon autumn
Our neighborhood goes crazy
Like living in a dentist’s office

Drilling sucking blowing
Whining wincing scraping

Gurgle

My head tilted back
With a book on my chest
Mouth wide open
Staring into...

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I can't stop them, the words just keep flying out
As if someone else is controlling my fingers
And I just feverishly write them down and obey...

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"Yes, get in the tourist bus; a funny ride is waiting
You will enjoy kissing the clouds - and rain slide is waiting."

Is my heart nothing...

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To the left eye it will never be a future,
To the right eye; there will always be something,
But to both eyes it becomes torture,
The left...

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IT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.

I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had...

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I find it funny
bordering absurd
to hear people ramble on
and spill their beans

they must be all delusional
thinking they are entitled

do they really
not hear themselves

I’m absolutely delighted
to...

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Sometimes "What" is a  thing easily identified, programed, or processed

The "Where" of our lives can be a clouded place with dim lights

The "Why" of...

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He thinks he’s charming 
The buffoon
The village idiot
He makes your blood boil
He’s absolutely delusional
You shake your head
But he’s still there
He’s not going away 
He’s our...

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As quickly as you came, 
You were gone. . .













Damn, am I glad.



5/25/2019...

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*Image of The Golden Gate Bridge by KGO.



Bridges We Make In Life



I joined a bridge club,

To get some action, I leap~~

Off next week Tuesday.



(RE: Golden...

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Classes scattered throughout the week,
learning the right way to speak.
People swarm in hoards,
living in brick-walled wards.

Allegedly adults,
without the results.
More space to learn who to be,
strong...

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