Funny Stress Poems | Examples
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It's funny how tears are a response to the different ways you feel
There's no such thing as crocodile tears because most are real
It could be due to a pile up of emotions that you've never let go
It could be due to love that you never experienced in an overflow
Sometimes it's the response to frustration built up inside
Or pass situations or hurt feelings that never died
The igniting numbing pain from the lost of love
Ongoing problems that you can't seem to rise above
Tears aren't always a sign of something bad
Or suppressed anger in the face of someone mad
You ever heard someone shedding tears of joy
The tears of a mother after giving birth to her baby boy
We can't relay our numerous emotions without shedding tears
They help calm us down or face our worst fears
When you're emotionally overwhelmed and don't know why
Take some time alone and enjoy a good cry
You ask for a choice
Right or left
Up or down
You demand an answer
Does it matter what is said
My choice is always wrong
So why do you ask
Especially when you do not want to know
How about you make it easy
Don’t ask for a choice
That would stop so much pain and save a lot of time
And maybe just maybe, prevent most mental illness
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LRET
We were young and full of adventure
Travelling in our kombi van
Burning incense and listening
To Cat Stevens and Bob Dylan
We decided to climb a tourist peak
Slowly making it to the top
Going down was easier
Though there was a lot of start and stop
It was busy on the peak that day
With tourists abound
We had to keep standing aside
On the narrow ground
As we stood aside to let someone pass
There was a buzzing in the air
In a moment bees were upon me
Down my top and in my long hair
Without any thought or hesitation
In a complete frenzied state of affairs
Writhing and screaming I ripped off my top
To many tourists eyes a-glare ……
hey math tutor, I need help.
kids with questions - five at once!
multitasking, aging, geezer.
too much, too much, who needs help?
tasks need doing, people are waiting.
computers, phones, even TVs
are mind-boggling electro-monstrosities
gotta be there, gonna be late
car breaks down again, why now?
did I hurt her feelings or maybe his?
what is she expecting, anyway, and when?
I must improve my mindreading.
to prove myself I must work harder -
give a hundred ten percent
where am I gonna get that extra ten?
lose some sleep? borrow some money?
hey, buddy back off, that ain't funny.
hey mister, watch your step.
I'm a walking time bomb razor
time for me to go ballistic.
maybe I just got pushed too far.
whoa - time out.
kids got 18 years to learn.
they will be ok.
which of those tasks need doing?
which of those things can wait?
I think the world still spins without me.
my friends know i'm well intentioned
things will work out - it's ok.
I don't have to prove myself.
hey, buddy, nice to see you.
it sure is a beautiful day.
COMPARTMENTALIZATION
Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses,
so messes … not get in!
Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do cause, "nine" problems have, not
about to loose ... my mind!
Compartments, real life savers, now
one job at time, tackle.
Improved old age focus, glad
husband … didn't spackle.
Compartmentalize medications
if don't, embarrassed be.
Took water pills, before party,
oops … in “Depend’s” did pee.
Doc’s now compartmentalize, which
body part they'll inspect.
Last visit showed my sagging boobs,
examine ... was for my neck!
Crucial to compartmentalize, must
do each week heard some say.
Might put off till tomorrow, cause
tomorrows ... another day.
July 31, 2023
Contest: compartmentalization
Sponsor: Edward Ibeh
I've tried avoiding it for so long,
the force pulling me to you.
Every day, I take just a glance at you,
and all my feelings are renewed.
It makes my heart leap and stammer,
to see someone so covered in glamour.
Someone so kind, so beautiful, so funny,
how could I not?
Yet, I'm scared.
I want to give love another chance
and venture, see where it takes me.
But if it takes my heart to be shattered
once again?
My heart is already halfway split.
I'm breaking my heart every day
when I try to hide the feelings
I have for you.
But honestly,
I don't have hope for you and I.
I've watched countless miserable,
saddening love stories,
what's the chance that ours is an outlier?
A part of me wants to try,
see where this takes you and I.
Maybe the distant dream I wished for
isn't so far after all?
Afternoon autumn
Our neighborhood goes crazy
Like living in a dentist’s office
Drilling sucking blowing
Whining wincing scraping
Gurgle
My head tilted back
With a book on my chest
Mouth wide open
Staring into the glare of the final high sun.
I can't stop them, the words just keep flying out
As if someone else is controlling my fingers
And I just feverishly write them down and obey their commands
Spooky eh!
Am I destined for the funny farm or does this happen to others
Please say yes!
I don't want to go to the funny farm and sit in a chair all day wearing a bib!
I'm too young!
I still have three of my five senses, but one or two of those are suspect
I keep telling myself...
There, might lie the problem, talking to myself when others can hear
Get funny looks!
Having a mind that just won't quit has it's down side
But all things considered
I certainly wouldn't want to have it any other way!
"Yes, get in the tourist bus; a funny ride is waiting
You will enjoy kissing the clouds - and rain slide is waiting."
Is my heart nothing for you? Say, if you love someone else?
To hear the truth from you, my heart - do not hide - is waiting.
Where are you? O my beloved! Got much involved in work
Have you e'er thought anxiously at home your bride is waiting?
Someone who shines in the stars | promised to be mine fore'er
Smiles at me and for me one on sky's that side is waiting
You have indulged human to suffer: wars, droughts, destruction
For being broken - by our hands - now your pride is waiting
She - a beautiful stranger - left saying, "We will meet soon.
Now I have to have a trip: my tourist guide is waiting."
What will be found in the room? The corpse of a young poet
Goodbye - for me mysterious suicide is waiting.
You don't have to see this:
You don't have to stress the eyes
Cause you won't understand
Yes!
You would not
You don't have to...
Nothing is wrong!
You don't have to read my poem
You will wither into my pain
Please don't read these lines
You could be caged in.
Please don't go further
Tears may freely roll
Eyes may freely swollen
Hearts may easily bleed
If you continue with this write
It may read the truth
Yes!
I said stop!
I have been accused
I have been depressed
I have been blamed
I have been chained
I have been bullied
Raped
Ignored
Used
Betrayed
Mostly for zero cause
I can feel your concern
Yes!
I can!
But you should not...
Life is funny
And I have seen it
You don't have to see that
You don't have to think that
Cause nothing is wrong
Do not worry
Do not think it
Do not stress it
I am fine
Forget the allegations
Forget the interrogations
Forget the accusation
I mean forget the...
I am fine
Nothing is wrong
Just let me be
I need to be alone
I need peace
I need rest
Please, leave me in the dark
I am fi... ??
Sometimes "What" is a thing easily identified, programed, or processed
The "Where" of our lives can be a clouded place with dim lights
The "Why" of a matter is more complicated, evasive, and rather difficult
To ascertain. When life throws a "How" in our path, we become occupied with
Descriptions leading to dead-end streets and clueless avenues.
The "When" creates its own tunnels of time with little to no concern or consideration of our time lines and zones.
The "Who" is like a phantom whose actions are unbecoming and disguises are commonplace. Moreover, the evidence may be overwhelming but because it is circumstantial, "Who" may remain ghostly for decades.
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He thinks he’s charming
The buffoon
The village idiot
He makes your blood boil
He’s absolutely delusional
You shake your head
But he’s still there
He’s not going away
He’s our buffoon
Our very own village idiot
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
As quickly as you came,
You were gone. . .
Damn, am I glad.
5/25/2019
It smells like burnt plastic (money)
We use more than what the globe can withstand
A consumer orgy
Buying things you do not need
***
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money…
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0
19.12.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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The last time that you saw me
It was all but six years ago
So you'll probably find it funny
That I'm still the girl you know
The last time that you saw me
I'll bet I was just as insane
My blood flowing along with the silver
But we pretended it was all a game
Avoiding all traces of reality
And yet it's the only place I stay
I wish my mind could slip to fantasy
And take this insanity away
They say I'm still that 16 year-old
I'm inclined to think that's true
Physically, emotionally.. seriously,
it started even before I met you
I've been spending years reminiscing
About everything that's done
It's done, so why should it matter?
I shouldn't be stuck in this six-year stun
But here we are in the present
Both older and wiser, but just the same
Pondering how it could be this way
Always stuck in the same old game.