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Squits Poems - Poems about Squits
Squits Poems - Examples of all types of poems about squits to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
short, long, best, and famous
examples for squits.
Wildlife 13
...Wildlife 13 An athletic young frog from Biarritz, Could swim just as fast as Mark Spitz, He would eat soup and stew, But not Vindaloo, For he found that it gave him the squits!!......
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Tim Riding
Categories:
squits,
animal, funny,
Form:
Limerick
GLUED TO THE LOO
... Two doses of white Picolax It’s liquid- unlike choc ex-lax This drink is the pits I’ve now got the squits No wonder I cannot relax! *I’ve never had Ex Lax and the Picolax was m......
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JAN ALLISON
Categories:
squits,
health, me,
Form:
Limerick
BOBBY MAY IS A THIEF
...My sneaky big brother Bobby May stole my trick and treat candy today He plays the same trick every year, then laughs at me when I shed a tear So this year I made sure that I got e......
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JAN ALLISON
Categories:
squits,
brother, candy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Gustybot Melly - not for refined folk
... This the story of Gustybot Melly His really small nose and his very large belly He'd finished the biscuits, the cake and the jelly And munched all the crisps like the ones on the telly And wh......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
squits,
marriage, sick,
Form:
Rhyme
BAD CHEF
...There once was a bad chef called Phyl His cooking made customers ill It sure was the pits They all got the squits So none of them would pay their bill 03~29~17 ......
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JAN ALLISON
Categories:
squits,
food, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Take a hike
...We thought we'd have a little fun At my friends house last night His wife would demonstrate how it should be done To be sure we did it right . One of the lads would pluck eyebrows Another wou......
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DARREN WATSON
Categories:
squits,
funny,
Form:
Verse
Ode to Trevor
...We'd really like to thank you i'm sure you left it here with love, it really was so kind of you but we didn't want your bug. We thought you'd like to know we really felt the pits we thought o......
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jacque lee
Categories:
squits,
friendship, funny, people, time,
Form:
Ode