Squits Poems - Poems about Squits

...Wildlife 13 An athletic young frog from Biarritz, Could swim just as fast as Mark Spitz, He would eat soup and stew, But not Vindaloo, For he found that it gave him the squits!!......Read the rest...

...Two doses of white Picolax It’s liquid- unlike choc ex-lax This drink is the pits I’ve now got the squits No wonder I cannot relax! *I’ve never had Ex Lax and the Picolax was much ......Read the rest...

...My sneaky big brother Bobby May stole my trick and treat candy today He plays the same trick every year, then laughs at me when I shed a tear So this year I made sure that I got e......Read the rest...

...This the story of Gustybot Melly His really small nose and his very large belly He'd finished the biscuits, the cake and the jelly And munched all the crisps like the ones on the telly And when......Read the rest...

...There once was a bad chef called Phyl His cooking made customers ill It sure was the pits They all got the squits So none of them would pay their bill 03~29~17......Read the rest...

...We thought we'd have a little fun At my friends house last night His wife would demonstrate how it should be done To be sure we did it right . One of the lads would pluck eyebrows Another wou......Read the rest...

...We'd really like to thank you i'm sure you left it here with love, it really was so kind of you but we didn't want your bug. We thought you'd like to know we really felt the pits we thought o......Read the rest...