Jan Allison Poet Couplet

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Bobby May Is a Thief

My sneaky big brother Bobby May
stole my trick and treat candy today

He plays the same trick every year,
then laughs at me when I shed a tear

So this year I made sure that I got even
and added Ex Lax choc from Uncle Steven

The time has come to call it quits -
cos Bobby May has got the squits!

If I were your brother Poetry Contest

Sponsored Bobby May

10/16/19

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Cecilia Macfarlane November 2, 2019 at 9:15 AM Congrats on your win Jan. Enjoying reading your poem once again. Brothers shouldn't mess with us. Hugs Jan Allison November 3, 2019 at 3:12 PM We are not to be trifled with Cecilia lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Adams November 1, 2019 at 7:14 PM lol....exlax is no fun...this made me laugh...congratulations on your top win :) hugs Jan Allison November 3, 2019 at 3:12 PM thanks so much Sandra - I hope I never have the need to try it !!:-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Mcguire November 1, 2019 at 4:59 PM Fun poem with a funny twist! Good Job! Jan Allison November 3, 2019 at 3:12 PM thanks so much Timothy:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina November 1, 2019 at 5:56 AM Hilarious Jan. Congratulations on your 1st place win. Hugs // Charlie xx Jan Allison November 3, 2019 at 3:11 PM thanks so much Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Ronald D Thompson October 31, 2019 at 5:31 PM CONGRATS on a 1st in the competition JAN. Wonderfully penned...Ron x Jan Allison October 31, 2019 at 5:56 PM thanks Ron:-) hugs Jan xx

Hello There October 30, 2019 at 2:16 PM Yikes! A hilarious win ~ Congratulations! Jan Allison October 31, 2019 at 5:56 PM thanks so much:-) hugs Jan x

Curtis Moorman October 30, 2019 at 10:02 AM Congrats on your 1st place win! Now Bobby can sing this little ditty....Jan slipped me a dose of exlax I can't stop running, bless my soul I haven't time to just relax Except on the toilet bowl Jan Allison October 31, 2019 at 5:55 PM ha ha ha love it Curtis:-) hugs Jan xx Bobby May October 30, 2019 at 10:08 AM LOL Curtis

Alexis Y. October 30, 2019 at 9:27 AM Hi Jan, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your 1st place win:-) Alexis Jan Allison October 31, 2019 at 5:55 PM thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen October 30, 2019 at 8:56 AM - Congratulations on your 1st place in the contest, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison October 31, 2019 at 5:53 PM thanks Anne-lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May October 30, 2019 at 8:48 AM Congratulations on your win JAN, now will you trade poems so I can win? Jan Allison October 31, 2019 at 5:53 PM I would if I could dear bro:-) hugs jan xx

Cecilia Macfarlane October 29, 2019 at 11:06 AM A means to an end! Delightful write Jan. Hugs Jan Allison October 29, 2019 at 12:03 PM Thanks Cecilia:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler October 29, 2019 at 6:01 AM It all comes out in the end, Jan. Best to you in the contest, and thanks for reading my dog's demise. / M Jan Allison October 29, 2019 at 10:46 AM oh Maurice so sorry its your treasured pet that is such sad news:-( hugs jan xx Jan Allison October 29, 2019 at 10:45 AM lol I love that comment Maurice - he wouldn't sit down comfortably if he ate ex lax lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. October 20, 2019 at 3:54 PM Lol! Jan, This is so you, that will teach him not to steal from you. Haha, he will be in the loo for hours. I wish you the best of luck in the contest. Enjoy the rest of your day my friend:-) Alexid Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:08 PM thanks Alexis so sorry for the delay in replying have been away, had dire internet connection at times and my muse has vanished of late:-( hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues October 17, 2019 at 8:02 PM Too funny! Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:07 PM thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Arturo Michael October 17, 2019 at 4:29 AM Smooth exiting...will be occupied for awhile... Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:07 PM thanks Arturo:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman October 17, 2019 at 1:30 AM Waiting with bated breath, the response. Jan...great poem. Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:07 PM thanks Harry, hope you are well and enjoying life in Aus:-) hugs jan xx

Winged Warrior October 16, 2019 at 10:57 PM That will get that little squirt! lol...nice one Jan...bol...^WW^ :o) Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:06 PM thanks ^WW^:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf October 16, 2019 at 7:40 PM That'll fix the rascal! LOL. ~ Hershey Squirt Gershon Wolf October 30, 2019 at 2:40 PM And back with congrats -- after I lick my hands off. LOL. Way to go, Jan! Smiles, gw Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:06 PM thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta October 16, 2019 at 7:14 PM Lesson learned! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:03 PM Lol Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier October 16, 2019 at 6:59 PM That darn Bobby May !! Superbly penned, Jan. Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:02 PM wish I had a brother may be nicer than my sister! hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer October 16, 2019 at 4:30 PM ha! you have nailed this one, jan! perfect! Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:02 PM thanks Ilene:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham October 16, 2019 at 12:51 PM Nice one Jan, you put him in his place, the toilet lol. Tom Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:01 PM lol thanks Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen October 16, 2019 at 12:10 PM - A bad brother ... just like my brother, Jan ... his name is Bobby too :))) - Love it :) - Luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:01 PM lol Anne-lise keep your sweeties close to you in future!:-) hugs Jan xx

P.S. Awtry October 16, 2019 at 11:57 AM Of course! How perfect! :D Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:00 PM Thanks PS:-) hugs Jan xx

Ts Poetry October 16, 2019 at 11:54 AM Lol, remind me not to ask you for a taste of your candy. Jan Allison October 20, 2019 at 4:00 PM lol thanks TS:-) hugs Jan xx