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Glued To the Loo

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Two doses of white Picolax It’s liquid- unlike choc ex-lax This drink is the pits I’ve now got the squits No wonder I cannot relax! *I’ve never had Ex Lax and the Picolax was much more pleasant to drink than I had been lead to believe... got my colonoscopy tomorrow .. who knows if there will be a poop poem on that subject! 07/06/20

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Indiana Shaw

Date: 7/30/2020 9:07:00 PM

No, no, no, I'm not putting up with anymore of this crap, quick, outta ma way, I gotta go again . . . : )

John Watt

Date: 7/14/2020 7:29:00 PM

This one was a real loo loo... hope everything came out okay! You bring a smile to every little life event. Hugs ~ John

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/13/2020 2:09:00 PM

... I hope everything went according to the recipe, Jan - Everything goes well with a smile :))) - hugd\s // Anne-Lise :)

Tania Kitchin

Date: 7/12/2020 4:13:00 PM

Ha ha, not a fun time but a fun one from you! hugs

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/11/2020 1:59:00 PM

The squits...love it! You always make me chuckle!

Jack Horne

Date: 7/10/2020 2:59:00 PM

lol, it's great that you make a joke of a very shitty situation

Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/8/2020 10:24:00 PM

I was told to ask for 'Suprep' before my colonoscopy, that it wasn't too bad... Then, lucky me, found out that I didn't need another one for 22 more months. Hope you have parted ways with Loo-Loo by now. ~ Choo-choo

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/8/2020 8:53:00 PM

G'day Jan … should never take these medications and a sleeping tablet at the same time - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

Lin Lane

Date: 7/8/2020 3:46:00 PM

A poop poem about your colon invasion. I should've known. ;) Hugs Jan.

Mark Koplin

Date: 7/8/2020 7:12:00 AM

I love your sense of humor! Great Limerick Jan! I hope you are feeling better.

Joseph May

Date: 7/7/2020 10:01:00 PM

Hope all went well Jan... I knew a poop poem was due...

Rico Leffanta

Date: 7/7/2020 3:14:00 PM

"Runs" rhymes with "puns", so we expect many whilst you sit pondering the race course! So what did you feast upon to regain your balance? Aloha! Rico

Paul Callus

Date: 7/7/2020 3:06:00 PM

Enjoyed this witty rendition of what usually is quite a serious subject, Jan:) I hope your colonoscopy went well. HUgs // paul

Brenda Chiri

Date: 7/7/2020 2:24:00 PM

Lmao! Girl you the only one who can do poetry about poppin! Lmao! Thanks for the smile today!;)

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 7/6/2020 10:00:00 PM

I cannot wait to find out how things come out.

John Lawless

Date: 7/6/2020 7:16:00 PM

after taking the stuff they give you to clean you out when the doctor asked me if I taken it as prescribed i tole her "If there's anything left in there it has claws".

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 7/6/2020 6:17:00 PM

Oy vey! (& a good giggle) Good luck love! xomo <3

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/6/2020 5:09:00 PM

Yikes, might be an idea to sleep in the bath, just in case. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2020 5:56:00 PM

ha ha ha I thought it was all over - had a bath then had to do another 100m dash - somehow dont think I am going to get a lot of sleep before I get to the hospital in the morning - am allowed to have a drink of water but has to be before 6am and I will have to get up and have a drink or I may be dehydrated - am just finishing 2 litres of water since 7pm lol so one way or another I will be needing the loo - got to laugh about it :-) hugs jan xx