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Glued To the Loo

Two doses of white Picolax
It’s liquid- unlike choc ex-lax
This drink is the pits
I’ve now got the squits
No wonder I cannot relax!

*I’ve never had Ex Lax and the Picolax was much more pleasant to drink than I had been lead to believe... got my colonoscopy tomorrow .. who knows if there will be a poop poem on that subject!

07/06/20

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Indiana Shaw

July 30, 2020 at 9:07 PM

No, no, no, I'm not putting up with anymore of this crap, quick, outta ma way, I gotta go again . . . : )

John Watt

July 14, 2020 at 7:29 PM

This one was a real loo loo... hope everything came out okay! You bring a smile to every little life event. Hugs ~ John

Anne-Lise Andresen

July 13, 2020 at 2:09 PM

... I hope everything went according to the recipe, Jan - Everything goes well with a smile :))) - hugd\s // Anne-Lise :)

Tania Kitchin

July 12, 2020 at 4:13 PM

Ha ha, not a fun time but a fun one from you! hugs

Kim Rodrigues

July 11, 2020 at 1:59 PM

The squits...love it! You always make me chuckle!

Jack Horne

July 10, 2020 at 2:59 PM

lol, it's great that you make a joke of a very shitty situation

Gershon Wolf

July 8, 2020 at 10:24 PM

I was told to ask for 'Suprep' before my colonoscopy, that it wasn't too bad... Then, lucky me, found out that I didn't need another one for 22 more months. Hope you have parted ways with Loo-Loo by now. ~ Choo-choo

Lindsay Laurie

July 8, 2020 at 8:53 PM

G'day Jan … should never take these medications and a sleeping tablet at the same time - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

Lin Lane

July 8, 2020 at 3:46 PM

A poop poem about your colon invasion. I should've known. ;) Hugs Jan.

Mark Koplin

July 8, 2020 at 7:12 AM

I love your sense of humor! Great Limerick Jan! I hope you are feeling better.

Joseph May

July 7, 2020 at 10:01 PM

Hope all went well Jan... I knew a poop poem was due...

Rico Leffanta

July 7, 2020 at 3:14 PM

"Runs" rhymes with "puns", so we expect many whilst you sit pondering the race course! So what did you feast upon to regain your balance? Aloha! Rico

Paul Callus

July 7, 2020 at 3:06 PM

Enjoyed this witty rendition of what usually is quite a serious subject, Jan:) I hope your colonoscopy went well. HUgs // paul

Brenda Chiri

July 7, 2020 at 2:24 PM

Lmao! Girl you the only one who can do poetry about poppin! Lmao! Thanks for the smile today!;)

Caren Krutsinger

July 6, 2020 at 10:00 PM

I cannot wait to find out how things come out.

John Lawless

July 6, 2020 at 7:16 PM

after taking the stuff they give you to clean you out when the doctor asked me if I taken it as prescribed i tole her "If there's anything left in there it has claws".

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 6, 2020 at 6:17 PM

Oy vey! (& a good giggle) Good luck love! xomo <3

Tom Cunningham

July 6, 2020 at 5:09 PM

Yikes, might be an idea to sleep in the bath, just in case. Tom

Jan Allison

July 6, 2020 at 5:56 PM

ha ha ha I thought it was all over - had a bath then had to do another 100m dash - somehow dont think I am going to get a lot of sleep before I get to the hospital in the morning - am allowed to have a drink of water but has to be before 6am and I will have to get up and have a drink or I may be dehydrated - am just finishing 2 litres of water since 7pm lol so one way or another I will be needing the loo - got to laugh about it :-) hugs jan xx

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