Funny Spring Poems
These Funny Spring poems are examples of Spring poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Spring Funny poems written by international poets.
SPRING MADNESSSPRING FORWARD --> slipping & sliding ---> sneezING away ------))!!!
looming wet yellow haze : *SEVERE* outages : FUTURECAST
HiBeRnAtIoN Day! ; all ?|^devouring^|? (PM—AM) / gargantuan...
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dark, funny, society, spring,
spring morningSpring Morning
today, waking up, it was warmer, the winter
had been cold at times, freezing electric heating
is not for those with a slim wallet
Today, we will...
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spring, absence, adventure, age,
Sing Spring
Scavenging squirrels search for acorns, scratching old stumps from trees.
Scampering up my sugar maple, they steal my bird feeder seeds.
Sleepy salamanders wake from...
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spring, butterfly, imagery, rainbow, seasons,
Holy Slime of SpringHoly Slime of Spring™
Seasonal Epic -- Limited Drop
A divine ooze imbued with chaotic Easter energy.
Hand-delivered by a suspiciously muscular bunny and sealed in a glitter...
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spring, easter, funny, parody, satire,
Cat on a LeashIt was a perfect day, a sunny golden day.
I felt the gentle sweep of easy breezes,
the music of the wind.
It was my daily stroll around...
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spring, animal, cat, cute, funny,
spring into itSpring semester has started.
We’re all immersed in the ritual of change
and totally committed to that descent into madness
to the relentless drabness, the flatness, the blandness
for...
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spring, endurance, engagement, growth, humor,
Fluffy, the Fuzzy Bunny BalladHopping across fields of happiness
Early-morning Fluffy rejoices in the edibles of earth
Glowing white and pearly, a real spunky bunny
Points her petite, pink nose upward to...
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spring, animal, april, celebration, easter,
PropitiationI had lunch with Randy, between classes today. It was a perfect day. The sky was an infinite, capri blue, the wind was stirring the...
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spring, friendship, humor, school, student,
The Arrogant EweA lamb-like ewe is strutting across the fields-
conceited Irishman is the vibe it yields....
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funny, ireland, light, spring,
This coming summerI have visited
my grandmom
who lives in
saint louis
and maybe
you had that plan too,
in this coming
summer
and thanks to God
I made it this spring
and...
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spring, appreciation, brother, children, family,
Freddy FarkleFreddy Farkle, fumbling forecaster for Forestville,
friggin' fudged Friday forecast....fair?!
first florid felicitous, falling flurries followed,
froze flowers, foiled!
faraway farmhouse, furrowing farmland,
frigid fanny, furious, frustrated,
frumpy, frazzled!
furry forest friends...
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spring, 6th grade, 7th grade,
PicnicSticky melon juice
Drips down potbellied toddlers
Dirt and dust encrusts...
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spring, beautiful, child, childhood, cute,
The Sting of SpringI sulk in solace by the ember’s glow
of warming hearths that temper to the bone
then wait in earnest ‘til the thaw of snow
and all the...
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angst, funny, spring,
Twelve Miletwelve miles of useless... road
if you want to call it that
so washed out, rutted, and rocky that
usually you drive around it
three beers to go...
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spring, health, home, longing, nature,
Spring Showers Or Spring FlowersAs I feel the fresh dew of moist air, I think of the flower that will grow, and I will place in my hair. It...
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spring, appreciation, beautiful, celebration, creation,