Funny Sports Poems | Examples
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Leaf dies in air
Trees going bare
Death stalks the woods
Of those athletically good
Sweating summer heat
In games where they compete
Never do they cheat
Being honest and true
Acting cool
Laughing fools
Champions determined
Life lessons learning
Decision final and confirmed
Hardware issue no longer a concern
Northern success exposed
Confederates propose
Move inside
Red lights will guide
Scores made
Making the grade
Finally, a trade
Check signed, saying paid
Shutting mouth
Going south
Community warm
Staying in University dorm
Will make this undergraduate program a winner
Before the all-inclusive meal plan dinner
Then off to the library and study
Learn how to make, investment money
Earning a degree, that is what is funny
Since making field goals really wasn’t a realistic thing
Along with not being able to sing
But books in print
Will hint
Proper direction
After securing academic protection
I’m at the net,
Fast hands, quick feet.
I read the game,
I take my stand.
You swing?
I’m there.
You tip?
I’ll block.
I jump high,
Land strong,
In the front,
I belong.
I control the court,
I set the tone.
In the front,
I stand alone.
Untimely was Hamilton Hicks
In making his basketball picks.
He knew it all well,
How each bracket fell,
But always too late with his clicks.
This rink ranks right up there.
My power skates, slice each ring,
the scent of ice assails my nose.
Funny in the absence of air, I breathe.
It must be a dream. I don’t care.
The wind of Saturn blows through my hair.
No wind, you say, but I will believe
what this dream gifts to me. Can’t believe
I’ve made it this far. It’s not Mars -
tired of the heat and the bars.
Brightly lit, I see a disco ball in the mist.
I am young again. Giddy boys showing off.
I’m twirling like a pro until I fall
softly onto my fairytale bed,
the one twenty mattresses tall.
I woke up a bit bruised. Saturn
on Saturday night, had no idea,
a princess performed on her rings.
This rink ranks right up there.
He wanted to drive a racecar-
a deed that would make him a star.
His friends would say wow-
and Mom, praise avow
for scoring top level- bizarre!
Now flashing on his radar view
a race with a Kayak would too-
Mam Hannah runs them-
each noon plans a gem!
So great if he did place in two!
Rough n Tumble
At the Royal Rumble!
Sparkly tights
Some funny sights!
The excited kid's face
Their new favourite place!
Young upcoming acts
Jumping around like acrobats!
Behind the scenes though
Its not all for-show..
The veteran with taped up wrists
Sore back, busted nose
Watching as their career goes...
Their time in the limelight is running out
But for now, they'll enjoy the fans' shout
Leaping Lizard™ was
a frog that jump the high hurdles
while Paul Pollywog™ swims and wiggles
...can't run nor jump cuz' got no legs
to jump with he juz spits, sips and giggles...
12/11/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2023©
Flat on her stomach Grannie rode
her adrenalin overflowed
she went in style
with a big smile
into the paddle battle she flowed
The heart of an ancient wahine
she called her personal genie
a goofy foot true
she already knew
she’d forgotten her bikini
Grannie won the right of way
a righteous spot they all say
her stick’s outline
her own design
shaper champion this day
Basketball tip off at grade school game
My biggest lifetime shot at fame
Got the ball and took off
Heard the yells from aloft
Wrong way I went but good my aim
Grams, She said
don't give me thm dead flowers
plae em by the tree~
Dun giv me no live flowers
Fer they will wilt wit me
Dun giv me naw dead flowers
I wan sumthin alive
Give me sumthin that movin like a sports car
LOL
Hendry says that Ronnie,
The best to pick up a cue.
He's never seen me play
So that might not be true.
I had a break of twenty
When I was just a lad,
I'm getting on for sixty now
So a forty ain't so bad.
So come on then O'Sullivan
I challenge you to play,
I will give you a game for twenty quid
And you can pick the day.
I know you are a great player,
I watch you all the time.
You can make that cue ball sing
But I can make it rhyme.
A Strand (1071)
Sponsored by
Brian strand
I ran the 10K marathon.
At once I knew I’d chosen wrong.
My heart and lungs on fire,
I thought I might expire.
Next time I’ll safely watch from home.
9/03/2020
When But Then Yoga
When
Your downward dog is barking and
Your cat pose is scratching and
Your tree pose is swaying and
Your cow pose is mooing
But
Your snake pose bites and
Your sphinx pose speaks and
Your child pose gets mad and
Your warrior one gets shot and
Your warrior two goes down and
Your corpse pose stiffens.
Then
Your yoga journey ends.
NoelsArt
Comments: I updated this poem dedicated to me, the world’s stiffest yoga dude. I think it flows a little better. I like, love, hate, love tinkering with my poems. Namaste. FEEDBACK WELCOME
Racing for the post
the horses changing places
you will lose your shirt
on a day at the races
Inside Rules Soccer by James Barrymore
Zag Zag Zoom
I’m moving like a speeding car
There’s not much space
I can’t go far
Zig Zag Zoom
Here I dribble the mini ball
Around the table off the wall
I bounced it off my brother’s butt
I’m driving both my parents nuts
Zig Zag Zoom
My brother chased me up the stairs
I tried to hide behind a chair
Now he’s pinned me to the floor
I wait til he’s gone, then I dribble some more