Funny Sports Poems
These Funny Sports poems are examples of Sports poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sports Funny poems written by international poets.
Ode to the Bowling AlleyI like the sound these funny shoes
make slapping on the wood,
I’m no league-bowler, that’s for sure,
but most folks say I’m good.
My buds and I meet...
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sports, appreciation, friend, fun, imagery,
Racecar or Kayak - or Both
He wanted to drive a racecar-
a deed that would make him a star.
His friends would say wow-
and Mom, praise avow
for scoring top level- bizarre!
Now flashing...
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Categories:
cool, funny, kid, sports,
Cheering for Soup and HamThe only Taylor worth a damn is ham,
And a bowl is super when filled with clam....
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sports, america, culture, feelings, food,
At the Wrestling MatchRough n Tumble
At the Royal Rumble!
Sparkly tights
Some funny sights!
The excited kid's face
Their new favourite place!
Young upcoming acts
Jumping around like acrobats!
Behind the...
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sports,
Im UNSUREMore pure than a lake of baptized sins
I just wanna get money and match my friends
She wash in Lake Minnetonka with a devilish...
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Categories:
sports, africa, blessing, family, for
THE STORY OF LEAPING LIZARD THE HIGH-JUMPING TRACK STAR-Leaping Lizard™ was
a frog that jump the high hurdles
while Paul Pollywog™ swims and wiggles
...can't run nor jump cuz' got no legs
to...
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sports, analogy, celebrity, character, cute,
Wahine GrannieFlat on her stomach Grannie rode
her adrenalin overflowed
she went in style
with a big smile
into the paddle battle she flowed
The heart of an ancient...
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sports, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
A Basketball TaleBasketball tip off at grade school game
My biggest lifetime shot at fame
Got the ball and took off
Heard the yells from aloft
Wrong way I went but...
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Categories:
humorous, sports,
No Live Dead Flowers Grams Wants a Sports Car-Grams, She said
don't give me thm dead flowers
plae em by the tree~
Dun giv me no live flowers
Fer they will wilt wit me
Dun giv me naw...
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sports, adventure, analogy, car, flower,
The Triple Cast of English FootballPeppie was feeling cool
Watching the sky blue
Realizing he was on top
Above good ole rival Klopp
When Chelsea arrived...
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sports, england, football, games, london,
A Successful One and Done MessageI look out there
With a curious stare
An informative world conference experience
Should be attended if serious
No one can be...
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Categories:
sports, abuse, addiction, fantasy, international,
Snooker MadHendry says that Ronnie,
The best to pick up a cue.
He's never seen me play
So that might not be true.
I had a break of twenty
When I...
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sports, appreciation, celebrity, funny, games,
Armchair JockI ran the 10K marathon.
At once I knew I’d chosen wrong.
My heart and lungs on fire,
I thought I might expire.
Next time I’ll safely watch from...
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funny, humorous, race, sports,
Fort SportFunny thing this idea sport
In a way it acts like a fort
Something there
Making some stop and care
Away from being a winner...
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sports, games, health, recovery from,
A New Soccer BallSoccer ball made from granola, dried grapes
Honey, brown sugar, oats, sunflower seeds
Almonds and chocolate chips form the ball that is fun to
Play the soccer game...
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Categories:
sports, america, football, funny, humor,