Humorous Space Poems

suddenly aliens appeared 
and asked me to take them to our leader
I took them home… 
…we drank, we smoked, we played music
they left and an...

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orange swirls
from dusty footing
hiking up 
to Mars’s mountain
peaks and caps
and canyons crying
out for days
of gravel pounding
edges ledges
handhold wedges
reddish sun
through reddish mist
of burning sand
in drought-filled land
all...

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so after it landed
something grey walked out of it
down a ramp that looked like
it couldn't have been 
part of the ship moments ago
they appeared familiar...

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orbits
we surf
the sun
this
orb its
golden
loot of
treasure
or bits
of gathered
thoughts
in their
orbits...

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Alien talk I can’t understand
A Pifflewig performed a handstand
He verbalised through his ass
Gross putrid wind he did pass
Like many blokes throughout the land!

I farted, perhaps...

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riding on 
  superluminal rafts
the supernatural rapscallions
  descend with
delirious determination  
  into
deceptive diversion
 observing
too many indeterminists
  doing nothing
  with...

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 Quantum Theology

By Mark D. Stucky

Spirit filled the formless void
before matter and energy were born,
before infinitesimal became infinite,
when, from a singularity, a speck of nothing,
the...

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Mystic Physics

By Mark D. Stucky
When God said, “Let there be,”
	ALL erupted from singularity.

The event horizon couldn’t bind Him.
Space and time required Him.

The Creator cued the...

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Behold & beware…
green comet 
sails through
cadaverous darkness
on its journey through 
Sol’s neighborhood

Gaia’s parasites
blink at
the luminous 
icy rock
   (they are
   pummeled by...

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eclipse an errant eon
inhale discordant ions
exhale insectile icons

disarm misfiring memes
take umbrage under a titanic umbrella
recede from seething red-holes in sinkholes

just so you know…
Helga and Zohar...

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The night-shift on Lumparok nine
Woke up to an ear piercing whine
“Some Dumb earthling loon
Has just bombed our moon
And knocked the damned thing out of line.

“Prepare...

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"To boldly go where no man has gone before."
"Space, the final frontier." 
Words by some great seer
for they foretell; the closet of Mi Amor!...

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The wobbling droplets are quite happy.
Full of joy and not too shabby,
I hear them laugh.
They are promptly quaffed.

:-)~:~:~ooo~:~:~(-:

I give my wobbling droplets a shake,
and laugh...

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There is an issue we both must face
And it's not that from you I would replace
I'm not being rude or out of place
But I need...

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June’s dreams
you’re the guide
"meet & greet" 
the ecliptic zoo
a must-see!

a new five worldless day
goes on parade
these planets never stand still
click on Mars to tune up
see...

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