Funny Song Poems

These Funny Song poems are examples of Song poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Song Funny poems written by international poets.


cow patty by roger turner
She was faster than a rattlesnake
She could split a log in two
She was better than any hand
I think I ever knew

She was famous all throughout...

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Categories: america, fun, silly, song,

Fortuitous Tea by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Tea for two, for me, for you
Buckwheats for three, you, and you, and me
Huckleberries for four, that's what we adore
Spring rolls for five make us...

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Categories: song, family, food, friendship, fruit,



Swivel's Song by Allan Terry
she say hi
I say bye
I move to kiss her
she walks by
aint that dilly
dumb and silly
I say dilly
but I mean Damn!

Party's in the barn
hoe's in the...

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Categories: song, art, crush, feelings, for

This ain't a goddam country song by roger turner
This Ain't a Goddamn Country Song

You know I love my Rock and Roll

I wouldn't write a Country Song

'Cause that's not how I roll

This song it...

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Categories: song, america, funny, music, nostalgia,

What Are You Going To Do Without Me Around by GeorgeKenneth Martin
The house is much quieter,
since you went away
I feel so much happier,
without you around
I'm glad your not here today,
to bitch me out
And my laundry's alot...

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Categories: song, heart, how i feel,

Redneck Family Reunion by roger turner
Every couple 'a years or so 
Our family reunites
It takes a couple 'a years or so
To recover from the fights

A family like our'n
Doesn't party like...

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Categories: song, america, crazy, fishing, funny,

Gonna be a redneck wedding by roger turner
Our family got the news today
Our bubba's gettin' hitched
Young Daisy Mae, she's near fourteen
Got our boy bewitched
He's sayin' that he loves her
He's making her his...

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Categories: song, america, funny, humor, love,

Loony by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
If you're loony and you love it clap your hands, 
	(clap clap clap)
If you're loony and you love it clap your hands, 
	(clap clap clap)
If...

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Categories: song, crazy, funny, happy, humor,

Beer left in the fridge by roger turner
We can fight like holy demons
And in the end, nobody won
You ain't telling me we're over
I'll tell you when we're done

Just because we fight a...

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Categories: song, 9th grade, conflict, divorce,

Napkin Song by Sean Rackley
Greasy, saucy drips
And ice-cold sips
(That sometimes spill)
Need a thing with soaking skill

Puffy paper that isn't soft
(Blow your nose but not too oft,
Or it'll get red...

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Categories: song, funny,

Premium MemberA Man From Asia by Nick Trim
A night of drinking shots, shorts and out of test tubes,
it's summertime so everyone out has removed the pube.
This summer sun means you're always in...

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Categories: song, cheer up, confusion, crush,

Good night sweet day a lullaby by John Beam
The sun is tucked snuggly, in the cuddly sea,                ...

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Categories: song, baby, children, good night,

My Yippy Skippy Sweatheart by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
for Granny Artemis

You're myyyyyy....
Yippy Skippy Sweetheart
Make me Yip and Skip all day
When life is poop
And I'm stuck in the soup
There's one thing I can say:...

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Categories: song, dance, funny love, humorous,

Jeff Mart Jingle by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Years ago I wrote a jingle for a real store.
They didn't know I did, but I did.




The soda pop shop
The soda pop shop
Be sure to...

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Categories: song, food, funny, music, silly,

Premium MemberNot Afraid To Plagiarism My Selfish Ambition PART 2 by Nick Trim
Lets all cook a Sheppard pie, Sheppard pie, Sheppard pie.
First we make a Sheppard die, Sheppard die I'll make a Kaden die!

You wouldn't believe it...

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Categories: song, dark, deep, evil, funny,

The Clown's Song by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Bring me a child to eat
I'm too weak to stand on my feet
All I need is meat
So bring me a child to eat....

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Categories: song, child, food, funny, horror,

Turnip Pie by Kharma Scribbles KharmaticRhythm
Turnip Pie, why did I purchase you and try to lie?
Never once have you said  "Goodbye", now you sit here in this pan to...

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Categories: song, cute, food, funny, poetry,

Nobody Likes My Poems, a song by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Nobody likes my poems
I do not know why
Think I'll grab a knife to stab
Myself in the eye.

Nobody likes my poems
I only sniff and pout
Think I'll...

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Categories: song, cry, funny, hate, heartbroken,

Premium MemberA Fairytale of Bath City by Nick Trim
(Verse 2)


They built a bridge with some shops
near a weir that don't stop
and the students go home
it's the Rome away from Rome.

When you first see...

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Categories: song, christmas, december, drink, england,

As Is by M.P. Shaudd
It was amazing
When we first met
Sort of like Romeo and Juliet 
But I was quickly
Able to see
What she had in store

First the pictures in my...

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Categories: song, conflict, funny, hyperbole, life,