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Funny Song Poems

These Funny Song poems are examples of Song poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Song Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member song of the mattress
song of the mattress


 she slept, wrinkled and small
 on satin sheets, a band-aide covering her mattress,
 knees tucked tightly beneath her chin
 and legs...

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Categories: song, allegory, emotions, hurt, pain,



Premium Member Songs of Ireland
Listening to folk records in my room all day, 
as a kid, to another world I'd withdraw
to the streets of Laredo, as cold as the...

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Categories: appreciation, ireland, song,

Premium Member Moon on a Spoon
I
      can fly.
        When you sing,
            it...

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Categories: song, flying, funny love, moon,

Premium Member Collecting All Manner of Things
Collecting all manner of things,
From battered old derbies to rings,
He still couldn’t find,
It stayed on his mind,
A three-legged scarecrow that sings.
...

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Categories: song, anxiety, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member The Goblin Was Wobblin’ Along
The goblin was wobblin’ along,
Tipsy and singing a song.
It’s hard to cause fright,
When sober not quite,
He hadn’t the heart to do wrong.
...

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Categories: song, drink, evil, fantasy, funny,



Premium Member My Body Guard Song
I dance his Caribbean music i wrote lyrics to his tropical beats harmony we met after night classes business and real estate funny how we...

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Categories: song, allah,

Premium Member 7 Spot Winner a song

©7 Spot Winner  - Artimus The Poet, Susan Manley 12/24/2024

Inspired by a meme and my boyfriend. 

...

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Categories: song, computer, fun, funny love,

Premium Member A Wacky Medley - Christmas Song Parodies
Deck the Halls
Whacked the guy that stole my money
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
"Jail's the place for you now, sonny,"
Fa, la, la,...

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Categories: song, christmas, funny, parody,

Last-Minute Sleigh
?? Dashing through the mall,
With a coffee in my hand,
Frantic gift-card haul,
This wasn’t what I planned!
Sales are all but gone,
Shelves are looking bare,
How’d I wait...

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Categories: song, christmas, funny, parody, poetry,

Premium Member Chicken -- after Harry Nilsson
Me and my chicken 
Won't take a lickin'
Whenever he crows
Everyone knows it's
Me and my chicken.

Me and my chicken
Our hearts are tickin'
Cluckin' and pickin'
Here in the...

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Categories: song, animal, farm, friendship, funny,

Premium Member FIRST DRAFT, DAVID GATES SONG
I would give everything I own
Give up my hat, toupee, and comb
I would give everything I own
Just to scratch your back again....

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Categories: song, funny love, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Since Seeing Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
I saw a stupid movie just four years ago.
Will Ferrell starred in it, and he’s a funny guy..
The plot was so insipid I barely liked...

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Categories: silly, song,

Premium Member A SONG THAT WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE TO EAST COASTERS! CANADA
A SONG THAT WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE 
                 ...

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Categories: funny, humorous, ocean, song,

Premium Member Curtains
Setting: A parlor with money hanging on a wall becomes the topic.

Characters: 
Teen, short boy like to talk down on adult's
Woman, passion for hanging money

Dialogue:
Teen:...

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Categories: song, appreciation, beautiful, change, father

Premium Member Corn Dogs and Ice Cream Cones a song
It's rare that most would call me a hot head
I am usually the coolest cucumber instead
I have no tells, so their heads don't swell
and I...

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Categories: song, extended metaphor, funny love,


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