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Limerick Soccer Poems

These Limerick Soccer poems are examples of Soccer poems about Limerick. These are the best examples of Soccer Limerick poems written by international poets.

I Could Have Been Lynched

NB.  This is a true story that happened many years ago.  Not to be repeated, no doubt.  But at that time I...

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Categories: soccer, violence,

hanks

once an old con bob hanks

greeted tellers with thanks

please call me dom

named for my mom

then thieved his way through banks.
...

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Categories: soccer, cheer up, confusion, farm,

Soccer

A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite...

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Categories: soccer, football, fun, games, silly,

Soccer Mom Ninja

If you ever meet up with a soccer mom ninja
Watch you don't cross her or she'll chop your chinchilla
Vicious and surly
This dangerous girlie
Avoid her at...

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Categories: soccer, fun,

For Football Fans

All emotions and hopes exchanging through a common fax
singing songs of victory and toasting a beer to relax
priding on a rich history
moving in one chemistry
mock...

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Categories: football, life, soccer, sports,

Coach, Coached

Working in physical education
Blond teacher had a realisation 
Spotting a young boy alone
Standing all on his own
Her curiosity, frustration 

Young man, why are you all...

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Categories: humorous, soccer, sports,