Limerick Soccer Poems | Examples
These Limerick Soccer poems are examples of Soccer poems about Limerick. These are the best examples of Soccer Limerick poems written by international poets.
NB. This is a true story that happened many years ago. Not to be repeated, no doubt. But at that time I was (still am up to a point) crazy about European soccer and I wanted to see a Scottish game of Rangers vs Celtic. Rangers wore blue, Celtic green. The envy and rivalry were tremendous., but I had to go. The problem was I did not know which entry I had to choose. As usual, I chose the wrong one. Afterwards, my friend and I ran for safety.
We went to the football match, I dressed in green,
Everyone laughed, thought I was a poor bean.
I was with a crowd all dressed in blue,
Good grief, I was in some very hot stew.
I stood my ground; Green won. Hooray as I kissed my Celine.
A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite silly!
If you ever meet up with a soccer mom ninja
Watch you don't cross her or she'll chop your chinchilla
Vicious and surly
This dangerous girlie
Avoid her at all costs or call in the militia
Working in physical education
Blond teacher had a realisation
Spotting a young boy alone
Standing all on his own
Her curiosity, frustration
Young man, why are you all on your own
To the others, why are you disowned
Well, I'm not the teams sweeper
I'm their bloody goalkeeper
Please Miss Coach, it's time you went home