Snottily Poems - Poems about Snottily

...New mommy in town was different other moms, no grace She wore some kind of a hood that hid her secretive face Concealed her baby, would not let any of us see Sometimes angled in front of its face,......Read the rest...

...She would not understand specificity If it bit her in the ****, If it smacked her in the eye, or if it Rolled her around in a bed. “All green-eyed people have fat legs,” she says. What about h......Read the rest...

...He had better be dead I told friends, Making them smile, from ends to ends. They thought I was being hilarious I was truly, frankly being serious He did not help at all, I informed them haughti......Read the rest...

...If I had the whole day to myself, I would paint all day. I would paint dragons, unicorns, turtles, peacocks, and fat cats. I would paint with purple, orange, blue, yellow, red, and green neon. Sat......Read the rest...

...My sister was horrified; you cannot give me that bucket, She says, snottily as I try to hand her the renegade violets She asked me to collect, complete with roots. Why not? There are dandelions i......Read the rest...