Snottily Poems | Examples


Premium MemberStay Away From Her

New mommy in town was different other moms, no grace
She wore some kind of a hood that hid her secretive face
Concealed her baby, would not let any of us see
Sometimes angled in front of its face, a live bumblebee

We other moms kept away from her at the store or park.
Heard she tore wings off of butterflies for a lark.
The rumors got worse the longer she stayed around.
She is horrible I told everyone with gestures and sound.

You don’t even know her! My neighbor chastised me.
But I have heard the rumors, I told her most snottily.
Have you seen that bumblebee for yourself? she asked. 
I don’t have to I told her rudely, diving back into my flask.
Categories: snottily, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Quatrain

Premium MemberIf It Bit Her In the ****

She would not understand specificity
If it bit her in the ****,
If it smacked her in the eye, or if it
Rolled her around in a bed.

“All green-eyed people have fat legs,” she says.
What about her? I ask.
“She is the exception,” she states, generalizing everyone.

“All caramel haired people wear beanies.”
What about that one? I point out.
“His must have blown off.”

She would not understand specificity
If it struck her cheek,
or double cheeks,
or ran over her foot in a car.

“All size 9 people wear open-toed shoes.”
Even in the winter? I ask.
“Especially in the winter,” she explains.

Has generalizing people ever worked for you? I ask snottily.
“Of course,” she replies. “I am a people expert.”
Specificity, a words she will never learn or fully-know.



Written: 4-27-2019
Contest: Specificity
Sheri Fresonke Harper
Categories: snottily, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse


Premium MemberSix Tables of Strangers and Me

He had better be dead I told friends,
Making them smile, from ends to ends.
They thought I was being hilarious
I was truly, frankly being serious

He did not help at all, I informed them haughtily.
I was on a roll now, telling them a little bit snottily.
"You had better be dead!" I yelled to his false-acting back.
He was deep-snoring, his lying pretending to be asleep act.

I was on a roll now, entertaining my table and the next two.
Come on! A perfect stranger yelled. "What did you do?"
The place had stopped eating. It was all about me.
I have not done it yet, I informed her. But I will about three.

They followed me home, six tables of strangers and me.
They wanted to see, how assertive and mean I could be.
I put them in cages, and strung them up by their toes. 
You should not follow strangers, as everyone knows!
Categories: snottily, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberTomorrow I Promise Myself

If I had the whole day to myself, I would paint all day.
I would paint dragons, unicorns, turtles, peacocks, and fat cats.
I would paint with purple, orange, blue, yellow, red, and green neon.
Satisfied, when I went to bed, for I would start six new paintings!

Myself laughs at myself.  Like today? She queries, snottily.
Not today, I admit, irritated that she is about to out me to me.
What stopped you?

Seven seasons of Law and Order, that I did not even enjoy
Held me hostage in a chair, eating bags of chips that I also did not 
enjoy.  I spent a whole day in a recliner, in fuzzy pajamas, not doing anything that made me feel good in any way.  

Thanks for the reminder, I say.  I look at the clock. It is 9:48 p.m. 
Probably too late to do anything about it now. Tomorrow I promise.
Knowing I am lying.
Categories: snottily, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
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