Snot Poems - Poems about Snot

Snot Man Blue Part 3, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

CONT from Part 2
                        Snot Man Blue Part 3



Sick with guilt Snot Man Blue
quit his job there.
Sick with failure he ran away. 
He couldn’t face his parents there or anywhere.
He remembered them

Categories: snot, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Snot Man Blue Part 2, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

                            CONT from Part 1

Categories: snot, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Snot Man Blue Part 1, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

Snot Man Blue


There was no skin and hair 
on his lower and upper big round torso.
Instead, there was thick and blue snot. Some would go, ‘Oh what a distracting gross sideshow!’

‘Well, at least he has my ears,
and your big puffy nose, 
and my eyes and your mouth and toes,’ his mother had remarked to his

Categories: snot, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Allergies

I’m trying to write but I can not
At this time nose is full of snot
I don’t have covid or a cold
Wouldn't know it why I told you so
Tis such a pain when on the PC
My nose and brain start draining
I can not write due to allergies
So goodnight I’m going to sleep.

Categories: snot, angst,
Form: Rhyme

A Turquoise Noise

A Turquoise Noise

Green is gift, I share.
   Hachoo noise made from the spray
and flew through the air.

Excuse, me!


by Martin Braun
July 2, 2023

Categories: snot, 1st grade, children, fun,
Form: Haiku

If Only He Would Go Away

We rather wish that someone would
     lead him to a tree.
They can be so useful
     for life and death.
He might look more elegant
     from a distance.

But this one decides to join us
     in this bar,
sits at our table, displaying

Categories: snot, evil, horror, lost love,
Form: Free verse

Snot

Here's a good question, why were we given snot
What the hell use is it cept for making us distraught
Can't chew it
Or brew it
Only thing it's good for is rolling it up and slinging it at your pop

Categories: snot, silly,
Form: Limerick

Snot

Here's a question, why did God give us snot
What the hell use is it cept for making us distraught
Can't re-chew it
Or brew it
But we can roll it up and sling it at our pop

Categories: snot, nature,
Form: Limerick

Feline Snot

A feline snot from Beijing,
                                     Got a kick out of something;

Categories: snot, fun,
Form: Limerick