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Snot Poems - Poems about Snot


Snot Man Blue Part 3, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD
CONT from Part 2 Snot Man Blue Part 3 Sick with guilt Snot Man Blue quit his job there. Sick with failure he ran away. He couldn’t face his parents there or anywhere. He remembered them...

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Categories: snot, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Snot Man Blue Part 2, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD
CONT from Part 1 ...

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Categories: snot, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Snot Man Blue Part 1, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD
Snot Man Blue There was no skin and hair on his lower and upper big round torso. Instead, there was thick and blue snot. Some would go, ‘Oh what a distracting gross sideshow!’ ‘Well, at least he has my ears, and your big puffy nose, and my eyes and your mouth and toes,’ his mother had remarked to his...

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Categories: snot, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Allergies
I’m trying to write but I can not At this time nose is full of snot I don’t have covid or a cold Wouldn't know it why I told you so Tis such a pain when on the PC My nose and brain start draining I can not write due to allergies So goodnight I’m going to sleep....

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Categories: snot, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Turquoise Noise
A Turquoise Noise Green is gift, I share. Hachoo noise made from the spray and flew through the air. Excuse, me! by Martin Braun July 2, 2023...

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Categories: snot, 1st grade, children, fun,
Form: Haiku



If Only He Would Go Away
We rather wish that someone would lead him to a tree. They can be so useful for life and death. He might look more elegant from a distance. But this one decides to join us in this bar, sits at our table, displaying ...

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Categories: snot, evil, horror, lost love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Snot
Here's a good question, why were we given snot What the hell use is it cept for making us distraught Can't chew it Or brew it Only thing it's good for is rolling it up and slinging it at your pop...

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Categories: snot, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Snot
Here's a question, why did God give us snot What the hell use is it cept for making us distraught Can't re-chew it Or brew it But we can roll it up and sling it at our pop...

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Categories: snot, nature,
Form: Limerick
Feline Snot
A feline snot from Beijing, Got a kick out of something; ...

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Categories: snot, fun,
Form: Limerick

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