Snot Poems - Poems about Snot

...do you know how to conjure a turtle? asked the snot. Wonderful Winnifred Witch was unsure, but she tried. A fat spotted frog jumped out of her pot. Ran under her china cupboard to hide. Next sh......Read the rest...

...Damn them computer hackers... nothing but persistent pesky sniveling, snot nosed beastie boy buggers. Data breach conundrum with Gmail rectified... courtesy MacKeeper computer technicians i......Read the rest...

... kerchu and kerchief sound as if they are neighbors That's what the newly landed "Tired and poor" Hispanic-Caucasian Master-child has yet himself to master. "What a horror" she exclai......Read the rest...

...CONT from Part 2 Snot Man Blue Part 3 Sick with guilt Snot Man Blue quit his job there. Sick with failure he ran away. He couldn’t face his parents there or anywhe......Read the rest...

... CONT from Part 1 Part 2 Snot Man Blue Blue Snot Man Blue was no more. His parents were so so so proud and happy. ‘It doesn’t matter an......Read the rest...

...Snot Man Blue There was no skin and hair on his lower and upper big round torso. Instead, there was thick and blue snot. Some would go, ‘Oh what a distracting gross sideshow!’ ‘Well, at le......Read the rest...

...Mars is too hot Saturn is freezing her snot. Pluto is tooting its gold Neptune is way too old Jupiter is almost ready Let’s go there, suggested my steady Venus snickers a bit Mercury threw h......Read the rest...

...If I had seven giraffes, my life would be complete. It would make my days tasty, my entire weeks sweet. She is my aunt, but crazy, if you ask me or cousin Lou. We figured out why she dated a keepe......Read the rest...

...Mom spilled hot stew, wets a pal, lap short-shorts, Dad yelled its hot, loop pool pop dive exhorts, Mom says not that sort of hot, Pip, spi......Read the rest...

...snot prissy child stays aloof and alone doesn’t socialize with others must have her own way every single time always hides feelings from herself remains sad and lonely acts uppity snot......Read the rest...

...Tears were driping timeless and no longer fleeding once, sleeves I used as for wiping my snot and no longer cared for being dunce. Tissues were just a meters from bathroom away, but my eyes ju......Read the rest...

...Come here my dear and don't you fear. It's time to take a lick. I'm serving up a tasty treat of mortals o a stick.. Their brains I stew in cow pooh, throw in a candle wick, then add one utte......Read the rest...

...baby bumblebee believed beloved beautiful buzzing thoughts Her life had been easy, exciting and entertaining, so why not? Her parents were enthusiastic about things her good deeds brought. She was......Read the rest...

...From the unravelled and now exposed mystery Tales of leafy Nottinghamshire And the dusty tatty books of it's long history Comes a tale You'd think it was just a jest However, it is a fact and......Read the rest...

...The little dog laughed to see such sport And the dish ran away with the spoon I stared at grandma as she read to us at court. Wait! I said, the cow jumped over the moon? Grandma looked less ple......Read the rest...