Snot Poems - Poems about Snot

...Come here my dear and don't you fear. It's time to take a lick. I'm serving up a tasty treat of mortals o a stick.. Their brains I stew in cow pooh, throw in a candle wick, then add one utte......Read the rest...

...Green eggs and ham or was that snot? Little children get sick a lot!!......Read the rest...

...baby bumblebee believed beloved beautiful buzzing thoughts Her life had been easy, exciting and entertaining, so why not? Her parents were enthusiastic about things her good deeds brought. She was......Read the rest...

...From the unravelled and now exposed mystery Tales of leafy Nottinghamshire And the dusty tatty books of it's long history Comes a tale You'd think it was just a jest However, it is a fact and......Read the rest...

...The little dog laughed to see such sport And the dish ran away with the spoon I stared at grandma as she read to us at court. Wait! I said, the cow jumped over the moon? Grandma looked less ple......Read the rest...

...Depression is not treated by putting on lip stick you stand in the mirror and put on the tears snot drooling in your mouth behind the curtains awaiting to go out on stage and face an eager audi......Read the rest...

... An army of mites resides in our lashes With mouths and tiny claws Along the way during human evolution This surely must have been a flaw Astronauts strangely can't burp in space Wh......Read the rest...

...In mania, the body unbinds itself. The skeleton’s dense marrow becomes hollow, an avian adjustment. It is accelerated evolution. Fluttering and floating in a slew of thoughts like nervous wind ch......Read the rest...

...Like a dog With a sandpaper throat A cough like a bark And the mood of a scrote Just tossing and turning With no comfortable spot A nose like a tap Simply dripping with snot I sweat like ......Read the rest...

... They call me "Snotnose," King of the snot! I can slide down a hill on the snot that I make! Waves of snot my nose can produce, Most of it gooey and loose! My friends that I have, ......Read the rest...

...Twilight has set me free To this feeling I must cling Then from the heavens descended A window on a string... My view now slightly obstructed By soul sucking muntins. Perhaps it is a prank d......Read the rest...

...he loves me, he loves me not he adores me, he adores me not he cherishes me, he cherishes me not he worships me, he worships me not The object of her affection thought she was a snot He had no......Read the rest...

...Merry Halloween Shelly McQueen sang. Merry Halloween! Loud, with a bang. That is Christmas the naysayer said. He is always a downer; his name is Fred. Merry Halloween! Shelly McQueen sang out. ......Read the rest...

...My little brother, Likes to be a bother, Everywhere we go, We know he's bound to act slow, Doesn't care if we have company or not, His nose will always be full of snot, Oooh the worst par......Read the rest...

...Your life may be full of sparkles and ove-lay but the rest of us sometimes struggle under storm clouds. Anna (one of my roommates) broke up with her BF of a year. It seemed to happen in agonizing,......Read the rest...