Snot Man Blue Part 2, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

CONT from Part 1 Part 2 Snot Man Blue Blue Snot Man Blue was no more. His parents were so so so proud and happy. ‘It doesn’t matter any more that our son is, you know, mostly snot, you know.’ Months slothed by and one rainy late night a brown moth stuck to his thigh, begged him to let him take flight back home to his family who had probably with too much worry turned white. ‘Mr Moth, don’t you worry a bit the scientists will let you go after they’re done studying you, you know.’ ‘LIE!,LIE!,LIE!’ screamed a mosquito. They almost NEVER ever EVER let insects go NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!’ ‘WHAT! WHAT! No! You lie! I’m not the type to lie! I’m not SLY! I’m also not a fall guy!’ ‘It’s so true, Mr Snot Man Blue! Killing insects has always been their plan. Encase us in glass is what they do to us. Snuff us woman or man after they study us that’s what they do. How do I know? Mr Snot Blue Man? A cousin of mine once escaped their lab and told me Mr Snot Blue Man. He NEVER lies,’ backed up on his arm a seven-spot ladybird Ann. After he took in the horrible news he was left totally angry and confused, and that totally totally made him feel very blue bruised. So to make himself feel better (temporarily) he took off all the insects, and they all went home. Totally relieved they were. Some of them were on a holiday here; some were already home. Not too many lived in Rome. TO BE CONTINUED ... in Part 3