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Sneezing Poems - Poems about Sneezing

Hi-Choo
Hi-Choo Early spring in Corinth and I’m bathing in a pollen shower as fuzzy green seedlings are whisked here and there in the blustery March breeze, I sneeze!! Remnants of last night’s thunderstorm cruse across the pale blue canvas of the afternoon sky as pine cones fluttering in the breeze make me sneeze, I sneeze, I I...

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Categories: sneezing, environment, funny, health, humor,
Form: Spoken Word
Sneezing fit tests nasal septum
Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the many German immigrants who moved there. Many Americans may not be aware that Gesundheit is a German word, or even what it means. Contrary ro popular belief, I experience sneezing fits every now...

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Categories: sneezing, 12th grade, body, endurance,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Coughing sneezing and peeing
Coughing or sneezing simultaneously seems to lead to a slight unexpected tinkle at the wrong time and place...

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Categories: sneezing, life,
Form: Monoku
Tea For Me
honey and lemon in tea, and one goodbye sneeze, perfect concoction ...

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Categories: sneezing, health, sick,
Form: Haiku
Recurrent Sneezing Fit Courtesy Freshly Mowed Grass
Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass circa June 20th, 2022 prompted me to stutter self addressed rapid fire gesundheit nsync with, spluttering “I don't have any allergies!” An infinitesimal slight speck tickled nostril follicle – activated via an itty bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger than a mole luck yule set in motion a chain reaction, whence mine...

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Categories: sneezing, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Recurrent Sneezing Fit
An infinitesimal slight speck tickled nostril follicle – activated via an itty bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger than a mole luck yule set in motion a chain reaction, whence mine sensitive proboscis honker (wheeze - hilly little bridged fine tuned pug nose aroma sensor), got unexpectedly in gauged (in holy matt trim mo’...

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Categories: sneezing, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Recurrent Sneezing Fit By Ma Chew Too
This thick mucous essentially the defense mechanism of a healthy body electric to restore biz zee nose as usual, which for this mild mannered liberal leitmotif from the chronicle of one matted nattering nabob of nativity attests congested mob functioning like a well lubricated machine, yet for the life of me, nary a handy dandy...

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Categories: sneezing, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sneezing
Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes Don't ask what's 2 + 2 Can't answer... achooooo! They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases...

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Categories: sneezing, firework,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Sneezing On a Bystander's Shoe
If you sneeze and get snot on a bystander Should you pretend it landed on the planter Maybe act like it wasn't you As it landed on their shoe Carry on engaging in a topic of candor...

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Categories: sneezing, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Sneezing
Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes Don't ask what's 2 plus 2 Can't answer... achooooo! They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases...

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Categories: sneezing, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Sneezing and Diarrhea
D'ya know what the most dangerous human act can be It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee Explosive and bloody dangerous Can leave you quite stressed Stumble around looking stunned, totally unable to see...

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Categories: sneezing, hilarious,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Sneezing
Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes Don't ask what's 2 plus 2 Can't answer... achooooo! They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases...

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Categories: sneezing, blessing,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Sneezing Haihaihaihaiku
man....ah talk too much... ah talk too much...much too much... yes...ah talk too much... what...does it all mean... noise of a talking machine... no...it does not mean... anything...at all... just statistical babble... of...fractal rabble... some old analog... parallel thinking in time... wisdom reflections...

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Categories: sneezing, allegory, art,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member A Sneezing Dragon
Dragon With virus He sneezed and sneezed So hard one day; burned up A wall! ...

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Categories: sneezing, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Cinqku
Premium Member Sneezing With Diarrhea
D'ya know what one of the most dangerous acts can be It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee Explosive and bloody dangerous Can leave you quite stressed Stumble around looking stunned, unable to see...

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Categories: sneezing, holocaust,
Form: Limerick

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