Sneezing Poems | Examples

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Hi-Choo

Hi-Choo

Early spring in Corinth and I’m bathing in a pollen shower as fuzzy green seedlings are whisked here and there in the blustery March breeze, I sneeze!!

Remnants of last night’s thunderstorm cruse across the pale blue canvas of the afternoon sky as pine cones fluttering in the breeze make me sneeze, I sneeze, I I I I sneeze!!

Even the old crape Myrtle, pronounced deceased years ago, is budding and basking in the evening glow, her babies preparing to become leaves, and I sneeze sneeze sneeze , I sneeze, I sneeze

As you can see
        Pollen damn near 
Got                  the best of me
But let me catch 
my breath 
                           and finish my soliloquy 

Old Magnolia, washed in Nature’s seasonal offering, regain their forest green state, after a brief bloom, branches swaying with ease and I sneeze sneeze sneeze I sneeze I I sneeze I sneeze 

Wew!! Hi Choo!!

Premium Member Coughing sneezing and peeing

Coughing or sneezing simultaneously seems to lead to a slight unexpected tinkle at the wrong time and place

Tea For Me

honey and lemon
in tea, and one goodbye sneeze,
perfect concoction


Recurrent Sneezing Fit By Ma Chew Too

This thick mucous essentially 
the defense mechanism of a healthy 
body electric to restore biz zee nose 
as usual, which for this mild mannered 
liberal leitmotif from the chronicle of one 
matted nattering nabob of nativity attests 
congested mob functioning like 
a well lubricated machine, yet 
for the life of me, nary a handy dandy 
blues clues evident as per, how 
the human entity empowered 
to steamroll over 
any reasonably annoying bugaboo. 

Ah, now if only a similar innate 
defense mechanism arose 
within the mental health, 
that would be a supreme testament 
to thine atheistic tasty mints of miracles 
minus the attendant pharmacopeia 
of this, that or some other drug to aright 
skewered psyche (of this contemplative, 
emotive and intuitive literate outlier), 
whose sixty two plus eight shades 
of gray matter went awry and skewed 
toward tipping point (to cope with ordinary 
cares and concerns of an uncertain 
whirled wide web) found the bulk 
of his life riddled with a joe king, 
gun slinging tub back ha chew win, 
bard **** wordsmith, 
who doth newt like to utter any 
cryptographic crossword.

Premium Member Sneezing

Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes
Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes
Don't ask what's 2 + 2
Can't answer... achooooo!
They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases

Premium Member Sneezing On a Bystander's Shoe

If you sneeze and get snot on a bystander
Should you pretend it landed on the planter
Maybe act like it wasn't you
As it landed on their shoe
Carry on engaging in a topic of candor


Premium Member Sneezing

Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes
Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes
Don't ask what's 2 plus 2
Can't answer... achooooo!
They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases

Premium Member Sneezing and Diarrhea

D'ya know what the most dangerous human act can be
It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee
Explosive and bloody dangerous
Can leave you quite stressed
Stumble around looking stunned, totally unable to see

Premium Member Sneezing

Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes
Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes
Don't ask what's 2 plus 2
Can't answer... achooooo!
They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases

Premium Member Sneezing Haihaihaihaiku

man....ah talk too much...
ah talk too much...much too much...
yes...ah talk too much...

what...does it all mean...
noise of a talking machine...
no...it does not mean...

anything...at all...
just statistical babble...
of...fractal rabble...

some old analog...
parallel thinking in time...
wisdom reflections

Premium Member A Sneezing Dragon

Dragon
With virus
He sneezed and sneezed
So hard one day; burned up
A wall!

Premium Member Sneezing With Diarrhea

D'ya know what one of the most dangerous acts can be
It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee
Explosive and bloody dangerous
Can leave you quite stressed
Stumble around looking stunned, unable to see

Premium Member The Benefits of Sneezing

This girl it seems has a very strange condition
When she sneezes, she has quite a violent ******
Now sniffing pepper
Hoping it'll get better
Methinks she'll refuse relief that's my suspicion

Premium Member Sneezing

I remember now
This odd strange endow
Only I know how


Watch cold bug strike me
Weak knees and dizzy
Just like my mummy


Awkward and funny
Focus feels fluffy
Weary feet dreary


Wet nose leaks a tap
I drop for a nap
Squeeze my leaking trap


See my hankies wet
Flu floods tit-for-tat
Feel that oozing set


My late mother knows
Snorting nose I blow
Flu gains plenty flow


Flu frets funny bow
Wet promptings know-how
I remember now


Sneezing sounds galore
Sneezing even more
Sneezing till I'm sore



Leon Enriquez
12 April 2017
Singapore

Yawning and Sneezing

Yawning and sneezing a common,
At all men and women,
Yawning a devil,coming from Satan,
Take care,
Sneezing divined,
Praise God then and there!

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