Sneezing Poems

Hi-Choo

Hi-Choo

Early spring in Corinth and I’m bathing in a pollen shower as fuzzy green seedlings are whisked here and there in the blustery March breeze, I sneeze!!

Remnants of last night’s thunderstorm cruse across the pale blue canvas of the afternoon sky as pine cones fluttering in the breeze make me sneeze, I sneeze, I I

Sneezing fit tests nasal septum

Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum

The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the many German immigrants who moved there. Many Americans may not be aware that Gesundheit is a German word, or even what it means.

Contrary ro popular belief, I experience sneezing fits
every now

Coughing sneezing and peeing

Coughing or sneezing simultaneously seems to lead to a slight unexpected tinkle at the wrong time and place

Tea For Me

honey and lemon
in tea, and one goodbye sneeze,
perfect concoction

Recurrent Sneezing Fit Courtesy Freshly Mowed Grass

Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass

circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter 
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”

An infinitesimal slight speck tickled 
nostril follicle – activated via an itty 
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger 
than a mole luck yule set in motion a 
chain reaction, whence mine

Recurrent Sneezing Fit

An infinitesimal slight speck tickled 
nostril follicle – activated via an itty 
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger 
than a mole luck yule set in motion a 
chain reaction, whence mine sensitive 
proboscis honker (wheeze - hilly little 
bridged fine tuned pug nose aroma 
sensor), got unexpectedly in gauged 
(in holy matt trim mo’

Recurrent Sneezing Fit By Ma Chew Too

This thick mucous essentially 
the defense mechanism of a healthy 
body electric to restore biz zee nose 
as usual, which for this mild mannered 
liberal leitmotif from the chronicle of one 
matted nattering nabob of nativity attests 
congested mob functioning like 
a well lubricated machine, yet 
for the life of me, nary a handy dandy

Sneezing

Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes
Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes
Don't ask what's 2 + 2
Can't answer... achooooo!
They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases

Sneezing On a Bystander's Shoe

If you sneeze and get snot on a bystander
Should you pretend it landed on the planter
Maybe act like it wasn't you
As it landed on their shoe
Carry on engaging in a topic of candor

Sneezing

Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes
Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes
Don't ask what's 2 plus 2
Can't answer... achooooo!
They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases

Sneezing and Diarrhea

D'ya know what the most dangerous human act can be
It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee
Explosive and bloody dangerous
Can leave you quite stressed
Stumble around looking stunned, totally unable to see

Sneezing

Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes
Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes
Don't ask what's 2 plus 2
Can't answer... achooooo!
They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases

Sneezing Haihaihaihaiku

man....ah talk too much...
ah talk too much...much too much...
yes...ah talk too much...

what...does it all mean...
noise of a talking machine...
no...it does not mean...

anything...at all...
just statistical babble...
of...fractal rabble...

some old analog...
parallel thinking in time...
wisdom reflections

A Sneezing Dragon

Dragon
With virus
He sneezed and sneezed
So hard one day; burned up
A wall!

Sneezing With Diarrhea

D'ya know what one of the most dangerous acts can be
It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee
Explosive and bloody dangerous
Can leave you quite stressed
Stumble around looking stunned, unable to see

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