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Sneezing Poems - Poems about Sneezing
Sneezing Poems - Examples of all types of poems about sneezing to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Sneezing fit tests nasal septum
Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the many German immigrants who moved there. Many Americans may not be...
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
sneezing,
12th grade, body, endurance,
Form:
Free verse
Coughing sneezing and peeing
Coughing or sneezing simultaneously seems to lead to a slight unexpected tinkle at the wrong time and place...
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©
Karen Croft
Categories:
sneezing,
life,
Form:
Monoku
Tea For Me
honey and lemon in tea, and one goodbye sneeze, perfect concoction ...
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©
Kaveesha Ruwindi
Categories:
sneezing,
health, sick,
Form:
Haiku
Recurrent Sneezing Fit Courtesy Freshly Mowed Grass
Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass circa June 20th, 2022 prompted me to stutter self addressed rapid fire gesundheit nsync with, spluttering “I don't have any allergies!” An infinitesimal slight speck tickled nostril follicle – activated via an itty...
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
sneezing,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Recurrent Sneezing Fit
An infinitesimal slight speck tickled nostril follicle – activated via an itty bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger than a mole luck yule set in motion a chain reaction, whence mine sensitive proboscis honker...
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
sneezing,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Recurrent Sneezing Fit By Ma Chew Too
This thick mucous essentially the defense mechanism of a healthy body electric to restore biz zee nose as usual, which for this mild mannered liberal leitmotif from the chronicle of one matted nattering nabob of...
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
sneezing,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Sneezing
Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes Don't ask what's 2 + 2 Can't answer... achooooo! They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases...
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sneezing,
firework,
Form:
Limerick
Sneezing On a Bystander's Shoe
If you sneeze and get snot on a bystander Should you pretend it landed on the planter Maybe act like it wasn't you As it landed on their shoe Carry on engaging in a topic of candor...
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sneezing,
humor,
Form:
Limerick
Sneezing
Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes Don't ask what's 2 plus 2 Can't answer... achooooo! They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases...
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sneezing,
fun,
Form:
Limerick
Sneezing and Diarrhea
D'ya know what the most dangerous human act can be It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee Explosive and bloody dangerous Can leave you quite stressed Stumble around looking stunned, totally unable to see...
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sneezing,
hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Sneezing
Be sure to say “bless you” when someone sneezes Their heart stops for an instant, their body freezes Don't ask what's 2 plus 2 Can't answer... achooooo! They'll come back to their sense once their eruption eases...
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sneezing,
blessing,
Form:
Limerick
Sneezing Haihaihaihaiku
man....ah talk too much... ah talk too much...much too much... yes...ah talk too much... what...does it all mean... noise of a talking machine... no...it does not mean... anything...at all... just statistical babble... of...fractal rabble... some old analog... parallel thinking in time... wisdom reflections...
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©
Sand Blown
Categories:
sneezing,
allegory, art,
Form:
Haiku
A Sneezing Dragon
Dragon With virus He sneezed and sneezed So hard one day; burned up A wall! ...
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©
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
sneezing,
fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Cinqku
Sneezing With Diarrhea
D'ya know what one of the most dangerous acts can be It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee Explosive and bloody dangerous Can leave you quite stressed Stumble around looking stunned, unable to see...
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sneezing,
holocaust,
Form:
Limerick
The Benefits of Sneezing
This girl it seems has a very strange condition When she sneezes, she has quite a violent ****** Now sniffing pepper Hoping it'll get better Methinks she'll refuse relief that's my suspicion...
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
sneezing,
joy,
Form:
Limerick
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