Best Sneezing Poems
Sneezing,
Cupid lost sight
Of the skyrose! Ha! Ha!
Categories:
sneezing, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
This is some ramblings of a poet which probably make no sense
After gallbladder surgery don't sneeze
It doesn't matter if they only poke four holes in your side
And one incision in the belly button
The pain is so bad that you will try to stop the sneeze, have a minor accident
Cry and pass out all in the same breathe
Then discovering that you are being effected by six sneezes simultaneously
The prayers begin and the hopes that other Christian friends
are remembering you at the same time
Thank God that he hears and answers prayers for I made it through to the other side
of the surgery and the sneezes and the one week after surgery..
The pain has been really bad as has been the nausea and shivering, yes, shivering
occurs from having gallbladder surgery..There is a medicine that they give to help
counteract the effect..It helps but still there is some shivering..
Thanks to each one who has prayed, sent a note, read my poems even when they were not very good..God bless each one..
Categories:
sneezing, life,
Form:
Free verse
When we sneeze it feels oh so good
When someone next to you sneezes
And you didn't have an advanced warning
It's like your head almost blows off your shoulders!
It a natural bodily function just like some others
Which I won't mention at the moment
For fear of being banished from the site
But youse guys know what I mean
Like burping and farting... oops!
That's surely going to get edited out!
Why is it that something so natural
And feels so good can be so annoying
Sometimes life just isn't fair!
© Jack Ellison 2014
Categories:
sneezing, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
D'ya know what one of the most dangerous acts can be
It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee
Explosive and bloody dangerous
Can leave you quite stressed
Stumble around looking stunned, unable to see
Categories:
sneezing, holocaust,
Form:
Limerick
SNEEZING SOCKS
….. . .. .. . . .
With petite purple pansies in her long and luscious locks
Carly cleaned , creased , and darned her dirty, smelly socks,
Her clover colored dress twirled around her fancy feet
As apple –printed apron looked goody good enough to eat,
With newly laundered laundry, billowing brightly in the breeze
Oh, stray seeds from Carly’s socks, made her suddenly sneeze.
©
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John Freeman’s Contest: Alliteration Poems, Please
Categories:
sneezing, funny, on work and
Form:
Alliteration
Sneezing
There was a nose that blew and blew
‘Achoo!’ it yelled, ‘Achoo! Achoo!’
It’s master, from her bed arose,
Cried, “Golly! Someone stop this nose!’
The dumb nose ran like an open tap,
“Achoo! Achoo! The lame thing rapped.
‘I’ve had enough!” the poor girl cried,
“I must have this damn nose died!”
She cut it down, ignoring it’s cries,
And smashes it till the stupid nose dies,
Then with triumph and victories,
She changed a new nose for all to see.
So, warning to all stubborn noses
Don’t go running like open hoses.
Categories:
sneezing,
Form:
Yawning and sneezing a common,
At all men and women,
Yawning a devil,coming from Satan,
Take care,
Sneezing divined,
Praise God then and there!
Categories:
sneezing, evil, identity, life,
Form:
Free verse
Dragon
With virus
He sneezed and sneezed
So hard one day; burned up
A wall!
Categories:
sneezing, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Cinqku
I remember now
This odd strange endow
Only I know how
Watch cold bug strike me
Weak knees and dizzy
Just like my mummy
Awkward and funny
Focus feels fluffy
Weary feet dreary
Wet nose leaks a tap
I drop for a nap
Squeeze my leaking trap
See my hankies wet
Flu floods tit-for-tat
Feel that oozing set
My late mother knows
Snorting nose I blow
Flu gains plenty flow
Flu frets funny bow
Wet promptings know-how
I remember now
Sneezing sounds galore
Sneezing even more
Sneezing till I'm sore
Leon Enriquez
12 April 2017
Singapore
Categories:
sneezing, change,
Form:
Rhyme
This girl it seems has a very strange condition
When she sneezes, she has quite a violent ******
Now sniffing pepper
Hoping it'll get better
Methinks she'll refuse relief that's my suspicion
Categories:
sneezing, joy,
Form:
Limerick
An infinitesimal slight speck tickled
nostril follicle – activated via an itty
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger
than a mole luck yule set in motion a
chain reaction, whence mine sensitive
proboscis honker (wheeze - hilly little
bridged fine tuned pug nose aroma
sensor), got unexpectedly in gauged
(in holy matt trim mo’ knee) to achew,
and eschew pledging troth (in favor of
hanky-panky) found this chap feeling
phlegmatic because an endless string
of faux allergic emanations, which
upon subsiding left me throat rather
raspy and voice some octaves deeper
akin to a coterie of celebrated jumping
frogs from Calaveras County, California
took residence and refused leaving
stranglehold upon math rote upon
awakening from a hard day’s journey
into night across the outer limits
of thine twilight zone resurrected
during slumber, yet upon awakening
felt much refreshed and hungry enough
to eat a horse – nee – make that forced
whore – gulped down within a hoof
n hour and now recount how back in
the day when zooming thru the Lilies
of the Valley (whooshing mass elf tubby
an aeroplane) frequent bouts with uber
twittering snapchatting sinus attacks
besieged crinkled, doppelganger expeller
for germs hunting with his clean X
instantaneously for nasal passages
to enter surreptitiously the fecund
effluvia dripping, oozing, and seeping
clear liquid as wintry cold air looses
droplets from out a near frozen nose,
which bloke knows not why frigid blast
stimulates gallimaufry of sniffling
to spurt into a volume of one after
another gesundheit donning, snorting
trumpeting unwittingly confusing
Canadian geese, who misconstrue
the honking from midway centered
facial organ, which angry birds
in tandem with flock of Seagulls
quite perturbed to espy one curmudgeon
chap clapping hands over (what feels
like Smashing Pumpkins on face)
in an effort to stifle subsequent gummy
emissions, which residue expectorated
with heave hoe shove
schnoz el tov blowing into snot-rag.
Categories:
sneezing, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
If you sneeze and get snot on a bystander
Should you pretend it landed on the planter
Maybe act like it wasn't you
As it landed on their shoe
Carry on engaging in a topic of candor
Categories:
sneezing, humor,
Form:
Limerick
man....ah talk too much...
ah talk too much...much too much...
yes...ah talk too much...
what...does it all mean...
noise of a talking machine...
no...it does not mean...
anything...at all...
just statistical babble...
of...fractal rabble...
some old analog...
parallel thinking in time...
wisdom reflections
Categories:
sneezing, allegory, art,
Form:
Haiku
D'ya know what the most dangerous human act can be
It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee
Explosive and bloody dangerous
Can leave you quite stressed
Stumble around looking stunned, totally unable to see
Categories:
sneezing, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
honey and lemon
in tea, and one goodbye sneeze,
perfect concoction
Categories:
sneezing, health, sick,
Form:
Haiku