Best Sneezing Poems

Sneezing,
Cupid lost sight
Of the skyrose! Ha! Ha!...

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This is some ramblings of a poet which probably make no sense
After gallbladder surgery don't sneeze
It doesn't matter if they only poke four holes in your side
     And one incision in the belly button
The pain is so bad that you will...

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When we sneeze it feels oh so good

When someone next to you sneezes

And you didn't have an advanced warning 

It's like your head almost blows off your shoulders!

It a natural bodily function just like some others

Which I won't mention at the moment

For fear of being...

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D'ya know what one of the most dangerous acts can be
It's sneezing with diarrhea, must be apparent to thee
Explosive and bloody dangerous
Can leave you quite stressed
Stumble around looking stunned, unable to see...

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SNEEZING SOCKS
….. . .. ..          .   . . 

With petite purple pansies in her long and luscious locks 
Carly cleaned , creased , and darned her dirty, smelly socks,
Her clover colored dress twirled around...

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Sneezing 
  
There was a nose that blew and blew
‘Achoo!’ it yelled, ‘Achoo! Achoo!’
It’s master, from her bed arose,
Cried, “Golly! Someone stop this nose!’
The dumb nose ran like an open tap,
“Achoo! Achoo! The lame thing rapped.
‘I’ve had enough!” the poor girl cried,
“I must have...

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Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass

circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter 
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
nsync with, spluttering
“I don't have any allergies!”

An infinitesimal slight speck tickled 
nostril follicle – activated via an itty 
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger 
than a mole...

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Yawning and sneezing a common,
At all men and women,
Yawning a devil,coming from Satan,
Take care,
Sneezing divined,
Praise God then and there!...

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Dragon
With virus
He sneezed and sneezed
So hard one day; burned up
A wall!
...

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I remember now
This odd strange endow
Only I know how


Watch cold bug strike me
Weak knees and dizzy
Just like my mummy


Awkward and funny
Focus feels fluffy
Weary feet dreary


Wet nose leaks a tap
I drop for a nap
Squeeze my leaking trap


See my hankies wet
Flu floods tit-for-tat
Feel that oozing set


My late...

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This girl it seems has a very strange condition
When she sneezes, she has quite a violent ******
Now sniffing pepper
Hoping it'll get better
Methinks she'll refuse relief that's my suspicion...

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An infinitesimal slight speck tickled 
nostril follicle – activated via an itty 
bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger 
than a mole luck yule set in motion a 
chain reaction, whence mine sensitive 
proboscis honker (wheeze - hilly little 
bridged fine tuned pug nose aroma...

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man....ah talk too much...
ah talk too much...much too much...
yes...ah talk too much...

what...does it all mean...
noise of a talking machine...
no...it does not mean...

anything...at all...
just statistical babble...
of...fractal rabble...

some old analog...
parallel thinking in time...
wisdom reflections...

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If you sneeze and get snot on a bystander
Should you pretend it landed on the planter
Maybe act like it wasn't you
As it landed on their shoe
Carry on engaging in a topic of candor...

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honey and lemon
in tea, and one goodbye sneeze,
perfect concoction
...

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