Wife Snake Poems

I have seen them stand outside my door,
pleading mother to help stage their show,
on our verandah with stony floor,
tattered clothes, hungry child, wife on tow!
...

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I doff my many hats away,
To a lazy sunny Saturday,
Lounging, lazing and lying about,
Doing absolutely nothing but nowt,
Just loving and dreaming the day away.

My love...

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Limericks IV - Donald Trump

The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back...

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I had never been camping in the wild before,
For my husband, a holiday he always did adore,
Wanted to take his wife to explore,
Brushed campside, clean...

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Do not be an asp!
I say to my husband.
Putting him immediately into argument-ive mode.

Asp, I said Asp I shriek with glee 
As he heads toward...

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She was charmed by him 
And danced to his tune
As would a snake to his charmer
He twisted her around his hand
And made her dance to...

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That summer night we raised our tent
   beneath the moonlit, star-filled sky.
A day of hiking we had spent
   along Australian trails...

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Pa hankered cheeses of every kind.

   Alas, it placed him in a painful bind!

      "For fast relief", said...

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Sarah snake slithered so slowly, for she had lost her way in life
She used to be a happy snake; she was once a loving wife

But...

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Hiss sound of the snake
made me fear in a stake
Its dazzling eyes and cut thread tongue
which I have seen near the lake
It moves patiently without...

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