Animal Snail Poems

Hey Mr Snail, Mr Snail, Mr. Snail
I want to check my mail, Mr. Snail, Mr. Snail.
Snail rolled his eyes; he was tired of this bug.
Give...

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I happened upon the tiniest snail today, it's spiral patterned shell caught my eye.
Not thought of fondly by many,
would turn your legs into jelly,
would make...

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faerie boy and his snail rabbit
had a rather lovely habit
of traveling at night in the woods
doing what others wished they could

they were not seen by...

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Bull frog invited snail to spend the night.
It would be a delight! It would be a delight!
Let me know what to bring; said the snail...

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Just a bit of fun


Slowly does it nan says
No speeding dad says
But that leaf looks delictable
My god my slim is defectable,
I'm salivating all over the...

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Animal Poems II

These are poems about animals, limericks and other forms of doggerel.



Ballade of the Bicameral Camel
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a camel who...

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Snail boy brought his sidekick Ruffus with him.
An Illinois Dalmation so tiny, he fit under a whim.
But that does not make sense said my literal...

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As I wandered down the lane,
I met a snail, quite slow and vain,
"I'm late!" it cried, with a mournful strain,
"I missed my train, I missed...

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The snail overseer is sluggish today said the ant.
Mouse and rabbit laughed at the worker’s rant.
He’s the first person you’ve complained about today.
Three unhappy snails...

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Ho Xuan Huong (1772-1882) was a risqué Vietnamese poetess. Her verse — replete with nods, winks, double entendres and sexual innuendo — was shocking to...

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Don't step on me
    sweet Marie

    This world is so big
    I'm not a candy polka...

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Whatever brings you my fault, 
Is a blemish and deceitful lips' salt. 
Whatever sings me your joy, 
Is a flimsy and brighten sight toy.

In the...

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Trapped in slothfulness
Trapped in spiral labyrinth
Will she leave her shell





Inspired by a mosiac art of snails in Aquileia Basilica. Explained here: https://theomagica.com/blog/visit-to-a-gnostic-sanctum-aquileia

Aquileia's official website explaining...

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A consequence of a misspent
youth

Is a flashback to when my
mother beckoned me to her

Calling me by my full name
Christopher not Chris

One could assume one was...

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i once knew a slimy snail
who had a great big fat tail
he had a mighty push
from his enormous tush
speeding down his gooey trail

tmc...

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