Food Smart Poems

I got a smart phone
And bought some Smart food
Smart razor, smart comb
Got my wife a smart boob
Whenever it’s squeezed
Coz we’re in the mood
Ten minutes later
The...

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Monday morning most merrily
Must have been a splendid 
Summer sleeping sort of a 
Night.  
Everyone was festive and 
Bright despite being hungry.
Damian and Dolly...

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Another Mother's Day at the restaurant
    forever waiting in an interminable line 
  No thanks. Not for us. This year we're...

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The kitchen's disinfected, the worktops squeaky clean,
The laundry's in the wardrobe and nothing's left in the machine.
The crockery is washed and dry, it's stacked in...

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You know the old saying your goose is cooked
Whenever I hear that I really get shooked
I hear there's some truth to that nasty old saying
I'm...

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If I don't run wires;
In its connections,
With my smart pliers
And its corrections,
If faults come to being.

Of what essence,
Then have I been
Learnt of brilliance,
Wisdom it offers?

To...

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Death of I-Kons

In my life, I have seen many movies. 
I watched wonderful animation, 
tell stories that touched my heart, 
over the years of my...

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There's a unique planet in space!
It's a veritable paradise!
Yet its residents degrade their base,
Carving out their own demise!

We have probed the visible skies
And seen stars...

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Yellow chard stain index finger smears my logic puzzle,
Sour cream cilantro splatter quite the quaint “addition” 
juicy brain pump lemon zest solution that I guzzle,
number...

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spending less in the summer
     for the winter,
     Mrs little ant protects herself and
   ...

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I wanna tell you a story about a little girl
A beautiful sweet little girl
who enjoys living in her 
own world of recluse 
hopscotching to the...

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In order to fight the Coronavirus causing Covid-19 here are some things we must know about,
First of all is that the virus enters your body...

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Confused Miles

You...
are too far away. 
I live here and you live there. 
The world, 
smaller all the time, 
but still. 

Parts are on fire. 
Some...

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The owl

hoots, a mouse

squeaks, an eagle,

scoops up and steals to feed...

eaglets....

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Perhaps like a lightning
bolt of clear out of the blue
rigor mortis (tenon and
three decades hence)
two thousand fifty nine if you
count from January 13th 2019, adieu

attest...

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