Cat Smart Poems

Talking to people
Circles of fear
Straight lines and queers
The conscious mirror drops narrator's tears
Never forgetting the bird with transparent  wings
Zombies walking in and out of...

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We hoped for our dog Lucy Loo to go
outside any time that she needed to.
It had to be a small dog door, and so
we went...

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We want our two cats to be kept inside.
so we bought a dog door that was smart!
It synched up with her collar to provide
the way...

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I got a smart phone
And bought some Smart food
Smart razor, smart comb
Got my wife a smart boob
Whenever it’s squeezed
Coz we’re in the mood
Ten minutes later
The...

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I have not finished painting on the jelly the persnickety cat said.
The lacksadaisical cat laughed, she is flexible in her head.
The Meow Hotel has high...

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My pet cat what's up with that
I see you reading  a book
You look so aristocrat 
And have a studious look
With your nose flat on...

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My cat is well taught
   does not drink impure water
      but straight  from faucet...

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darn cat
found my secret stash
of "catnip"



AP: 2nd place 2021

Posted on March 13, 2021...

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True "FAKE" Story Of A Vita Man Junky
(any resemblance between this poem,
and living persons...iz purely coincidental.)

Ruthlessly abuzz in my mind
     loosed...

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Have you met my cat named Chaucer?
His naughtiness will steal your heart,
He has milk in his own saucer,
And as you'll see, he's very smart;

He plays...

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Though the heyday and stellar popularity didst long since wane, I still enjoy listening to select song titles (to many for listing here along this...

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When he was in his prime,
the girls all swooned, 
breaking their hearts,
and promising them the moon.

 He never was caught, , 
just snagged a time...

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