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Slurp Poems - Poems about Slurp


The Protector's Slippery Slurp
Young Billy Wong, with a gun and a shout, Said, "These drug lords, I'm gonna take out!" Through alleys he'd leap, Keeping bad guys asleep, Then tripped on a noodle, and tumbled about. ©bfa032125 (Jackie Chan in The Protector)...

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Categories: slurp, film, fun, hilarious, humor,
Form: Limerick
Slurp
We sat at a bench near a wide big meadow. While seeing the dog drinking some water from the lake not hearing him drinking at all, the leaves were playing cello. Red Bull I held in my hand. ,,you slurp?" ,,who does not?", you say while looking at me concerned: ,,you're a weird human. When you slurp the drink just tastes...

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Categories: slurp, 9th grade,
Form: Free verse



Slurp
There was indeed a Georgia peach Who took a licking from a leech As nudists do They found a few Picky crabs all over the beach!...

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Categories: slurp, beach,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Slurp and Shriek Dancing Deep
I heard a prattling rattling battling noise In my children’s room, in the midst of their toys Slurp and Shriek Dancing deep A battling ram came out and gave me a peek Was that a battling ram? I asked my imaginary friend. She threw flowers on me and refused to bend. Dived into the toys Making even more noise I had to drag her...

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Categories: slurp, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Puppy Ninette
Dog Puppy Slurping Now Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Spitting it back up. He runs so Fast And slobbers. Puppy Now...

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Categories: slurp, animal, dog,
Form: Ninette



Slurp and Then Usurp
Slurp and Then Usurp Then there was the time that I did slurp Up all of the things which I would usurp; Pretty son get, Stomach upset, When I forgot to stick feet in each stirrup. Jim Horn...

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Categories: slurp, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Moon Spoon Slurp
Man in moon used crater as spoon To sup upon milky whey and curds Sipping up star shake with slurp and burp...

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Categories: slurp, fantasy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Slurp
I sat for a meal in Kuwait The flies came in hordes on my plate The soup, they decided To drink, uninvited, Bad manners is something I hate! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Contest: Laughter Is the Best Medicine Limerick Contest Sponsor: Jan Allison Placed 1st ...

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Categories: slurp, fun,
Form: Limerick
Slurp (And Repeat)
The Yankee rancher still blusters in a drawl he barely musters launching holy wars while behind locked doors he would give more head than Custer....

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Categories: slurp, funny, political
Form: Limerick

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