The sneaky, slimy, slithering, squirming snake silently sat shamefully,
Stupendously-stumped.
The seated, sizzling, sneaky, slimy, slithering serpent still stupendously-stumped,
Squirmed slowly searching signaling scents.
With no stopping the squirming, silently-sneaky, slithering, shamefully-stumped serpent searching sign, the snake slithers sizzling surround sound.
Only with punishment, the slithering, slimy, silent, shamefully-stumped serpent stops sin-searching.
Now, be a bumble bee, buzzling big bumble bubbles and not a sneaky, slimy, squirmy, sin-searching, soul-scary, shamefully-stumped surround sound serpent-sizzling, sazzling, skimmed-scaled snake..•
Categories:
slimy, animal, evil,
Form: Alliteration
The snail slowly slithered from the wet grass
Crossed the cracked concrete sidewalk
leaving a silky slimy slender trail of mucus
carrying a shatterable shell as its shield.
Categories:
slimy, children, fun, humor,
Form: Alliteration
Two little kittens and a very big dog
Gazed at the creature that was sitting on a log
It looked a little slimy and it really wasn’t spiny
So, you can’t mistake a bullfrog for a hedgehog…
No, you can’t mistake a bullfrog for a hedgehog.
One little kitten said, “Please tell me who you are.”
The creature said, “The question that you ask me is bizarre,
For one lives under bushes and the other in a bog,
So, you can’t mistake a bullfrog for a hedgehog….
No, you can’t mistake a bullfrog for a hedgehog.”
The dog said, “Well I’m still not sure, could you remind me please?”
The creature said, “My skin is green and I cannot get fleas,
So though I do eat worms and slugs by moonlight or in fog,
You can’t mistake a bullfrog for a hedgehog…
No, you can’t mistake a bullfrog for a hedgehog.”
The other kitten said, “Did you come from a witch’s wand?”
A hedgehog yelled, “His skin has warts from living in a pond,
I saw him hop this morning from the pond across the road,
And you can’t mistake a hedgehog for a toad…
No, you can’t mistake a hedgehog for a toad!”
Categories:
slimy, cat, dog, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
there once was a slimy slug
but was quite a handsome bug
always left a gooey trail
and always did prevail
to get girl slug bug hugs
Categories:
slimy, animal,
Form: Limerick
Some matters are subject to laws;
some others happen at random.
'De gustibus' a Latin tag goes,
non est disputandum.'
(Good time there's never to waste
on arguing long about taste).
So I relish radishes merrily;
I savour long sticks of celery.
The fruits of the earth are all wonders
except for slimy cucumbers
which I avoid like the plague in daylight,
which invade my dreams every night.
I fell in love with a Swede
whom I sincerely intended to wed,
When she told me she loved cucumbers,
I shuddered all over and fled.
Categories:
slimy, angst, crazy, food,
Form: Burlesque
Tiny
Spiny
Surly
Ugly
Tiny spiny slimy creepiness
Surly ugly spooky nastiness
AP: 3rd place 2021
Posted on August 5, 2019
Categories:
slimy, word play,
Form: Tyburn
Mares eat oats and does eat oats and li'l lambs eat ivy
Sounds like the political scene today, makes us feel grimy
I'm seeing an end
Hope I'm right, it depends
On coming to our senses and saying “Adieu, Mr. Slimy!”
Categories:
slimy, anger, sin,
Form: Limerick