Baby Slam Poems

Babies 

Children

The greatest gift on earth

The gift of life itself

Call the Midwife 

1 Born Every Minute

Unfortunately life as we
have come to know it

Is also insatiably...

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I think I may come from and my
hole entire family are tomatoes

And this the reason I think why
is this

We all have and possess such
perennial rotten...

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We met again this time the salvation army 
on Lake Michigan the four children and I 
with child were homeless after a horrid 
experience when...

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The curious case 
Of
Christopher Flaherty

Who began and started out in life with
a perfectly normal human sized brain

Born with a wise old head on his
shoulder's old...

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What a rockstar life i live

I just defrosted the fridge freezer

But at least i now have

Plenty of

Ice , ice baby

Only problem is

Pity shame the vanilla
ice...

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Watching the Olympics news
coverage today

Sadly this is the conclusion 
i came to afterwards

Our British male duo won gold 
in the synchronized diving event

Brilliant yes of...

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Just watched

Megan and Harry

Happy as Larry

Being interviewed on Oprah's porch

Addressing the worldwide media
they left England for Canada to 
escape 

For both her mental and baby
Archies...

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Tonight i come i write as not me
but for thee

With fashioned , gifted , borrowed , 
lender pen

On behalf of or partial to other's 
those...

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today a baby died
a girl was raped
a boy was shot
someone got divorced
someone lost their dog
a car broke down
a flower was trampled
someone broke their arm
it rained
it...

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When i was 19 i wish i had
a mask to hide my age behind

As i thought 19 year's of age was old

Now fast forward 19...

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It was a long time ago
as this story lends

In my late 20's when i dated Nicky
if you could call it that

And I drove a claped...

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I took a pen to bed with me 1 night
That only i could tell
To comfort all my nightmares away
You see i passed my exams
By counting...

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All of a sudden
It feels somehow ok to say i love you now
Whilst praying for the dying
Hoping death forgives live mistakes and misguided hates

The Rushes...

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He stood in the middle of
The ring and asked the
Members of The
Right Stuff inc.
To stop the B.S.
And start making things
Right for the people.
In his lavish...

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Potatoes
drink beer after beer
slouch on couches
formulating bad breath opinions
second guessing
deriding
insinuating
opinionating
whining
baby crying
except for Trump
and variable other
con artists
most
bankrupt
or poor
yet
they know what's best
do this
and don't do that
you are...

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