Humorous Skunk Poems

My grandma once de-skunked a skunk
for reasons I still have not thunk
	she knew what to do
	without a pee yew
and never the stale air did stunk...

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,A Skunk’s ‘Tale’,

Twas a puzzling mid-summer’s eve
When I became acquainted with Steve
Bear with if you can
For Steve’s not a man
He’s an odd little skunk who...

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NOTE: This limerick posted 10/31/2020 in 
Alexis Y.’s PEE YEW Collaboration
Take a look at the collaboration on her page! It's hilarious!

I once was peed on...

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Drink to the rain falling down
Drink to the tears of a clown
Drink to get drunk
Drunk as a skunk
Drinks on the skunk, he's buyin' a round!

Has...

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How would you like to be a skunk?
And told day and night that you stunk?
   I wouldn't object
   Or change the...

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One night in New Hampshire we let the dog out into the dark night,
And suddenly he took off running with all his might!
A skunk was...

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Scotty the Skunk was sitting in class,
when his English teacher gave her students,
a poetry task. 
      Write a poem for...

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