Funny Skunk Poems

My grandma once de-skunked a skunk
for reasons I still have not thunk
	she knew what to do
	without a pee yew
and never the stale air did stunk...

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,A Skunk’s ‘Tale’,

Twas a puzzling mid-summer’s eve
When I became acquainted with Steve
Bear with if you can
For Steve’s not a man
He’s an odd little skunk who...

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There’s a little guy, who you may know,
He’s friendly, pudgy, and plump.
And he puts on quite a funny show,
When he plays he likes to hop...

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NOTE: This limerick posted 10/31/2020 in 
Alexis Y.’s PEE YEW Collaboration
Take a look at the collaboration on her page! It's hilarious!

I once was peed on...

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The creature at the bar loved to get drunk
But townsfolk kept well away cos it stunk
At this bar with his friend
Drank whiskey till night's end
You’ve...

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Scotty the Skunk was sitting in class,
when his English teacher gave her students,
a poetry task. 
      Write a poem for...

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It was a glorious day in New Hampshire and I was enjoying the view,
Appreciating nature, and spring's grand debut.
Then out of the window a strange...

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One night in New Hampshire we let the dog out into the dark night,
And suddenly he took off running with all his might!
A skunk was...

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Scotty the Skunk was sitting in class,
when his English teacher gave her students,
a poetry task. 
      Write a poem for...

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Go away! 
Go away!
Shoo, shoo, shoo!
I don’t like skunks
You smell
Peeeeuuuw!...

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Women once loved me because I was a hunk.
But that ended after I was sprayed by a skunk.
I've taken eleven showers and I still smell.
Needless...

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Your fragrance is too loud!
One drop too much, my sweet- Strikes!
Lingers like road kill......

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I ran over a suicidal skunk,
And mercy me! Did that thing stunk!

Ran across the lane in front of me.
And goodness me!  PEW-WEE!

I saw his...

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polecat on front paws
a cross readdy to fire
run before discharge...

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