Skunk

Women once loved me because I was a hunk. But that ended after I was sprayed by a skunk. I've taken eleven showers and I still smell. Needless to say my love life isn't going well. This stench is as bad as that car on Seinfeld. All of the ladies run who I've held. I would like to go back to the good old days. But when people take a sniff, they run away. I have some advice for you and I'm not funning. If you see a skunk, you'd better start running. (THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM)