Critterature: Beware Old Demon Rum
...Here's the haughty elephant,
Won't eat food that's wrapped in cellophant.*
A catered meal is okay,
Like alfalfa or hay,
But most everything else is irrelevant.
The best of them try to abstain
F...
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Categories:
skin condition, animal, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Brothers Keeper
...His given name was Douglas Watson.He was known
to all who knew him at all as Poobie. He was our neighbor in Barton Alabama. His claim to fame was at the age of nine he drove a loaded logging truck ...
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Categories:
skin condition, friendship,
Form: Free verse
Bill With Frill From Hill
...had another bill
which was with frill after frill
heard from high on hill
we sailed to Shallotte
which we had done in big boat
to find place to vote
you should see him smack
which he wante...
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Categories:
skin condition, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Confused Poet Two
...I was feeling a bit acrostic, and could not hide my dizain from that silly ekphrasis
skin condition they burned in elegy. So I sent an epigram to the seismology
department, where it registered o...
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Categories:
skin condition, adventure, funny, on writing
Form: Free verse