Skanky Poems - Poems about Skanky

...(a story in Senryus) I can’t figure out why everything doesn’t happen like I want. I brush my teeth and floss regularly, I wash my roommates dishes, I am generous, I don’t run ......Read the rest...

...What fills your goals, son? I told you! Need to get my car rolling [life rolling, love rolling] yesterday, if not today... If I may interrupt to process mindful resilience for a bit... ......Read the rest...

...If you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me. Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks Geeze, lady, give it a rest Yo......Read the rest...

...Although I am a ***** white Queen let me reassure you I can be just as mean or as green, Mr. Clean, as any fascist conjured in your wildest wettest dream. I can kick my ruby RightWing heels......Read the rest...

...O The Pestilence ripens in the fields as pest harvests the shops and till Harvesting of diminished yields To !REAL CONSPIRACY! Sovereignty-PIRACY, tips the scales of justice, feilty, unity, i......Read the rest...

...O Self Righteous Mew Martyred Lost unto Dragons breath, and roasted lots amongst the spit and gradually heated pots crows, counted among the cost, counting zeros, onesies and Aftermath of As......Read the rest...

...Do you satisfy your wife? Let me do that to her Things like that happen here Nobody thought odd of it Not even to the pissed couple bonking In the school yard after hours All the town's f......Read the rest...

...At the foot bridge on river of fire I saw the lanky devil of Derbyshire He walked with a kind of amble I had a good reason to tremble. I borrowed trouble from his peer Hundred dollars in yeste......Read the rest...

...(Warning...it has a sexual theme to it. You have been warned, innocent readers! Expect the unexpected in this one) You have the nerve To give me nervana like I deserve Nothing's wrong with me M......Read the rest...

...His thick-soled hiking shoes tread too loudly to celebrate time's homing invitation to hear and see, feel and smell resonantly hidden diversity within Spirit's wooded ridge. He stops to brea......Read the rest...

...The Twelve Days of my Christmas Wedding On the first day of Christmas for what it did to me a bride the size of a balsam tree On the second day of Christmas for what it did to me two little brats......Read the rest...

...Where'd you go? oh where did you go my precious camel toe? played me like a fiddle with your bubbly middle you're such a skanky hoe but I love you so camel toe camel toe we had magic we......Read the rest...

..."My fiance is obviously cheating on me. He's giving some witch's poetry a read. He always leaves her more comments than he does with me. Why did I ever get engaged to a poet overseas?" "I didn't pla......Read the rest...

...Comforting self destruction Ice thawed by blood Soul torn apart Heart trampled in the mud Innocent little life Trying to find its way Child with no father Cries the day away Love without rea......Read the rest...