Skank Poems

Sonnet

Spoon and smacks, a sweet screw and strap,
Skank cucumbers, sugar's hammer bed;
The donut hotdog, sausage swing to lap,
A slide of neck, a drum of meat and head.
Fur, nipples, pickles, bear, and bull do juice,
The twine, pole, grab leather boots;
Belts, handcuffs, laces, panties, and the noose,
Sword, slave, lipstick, eel, antler, and the hoot.
*****, tunnel, clam, purr, kitty, volcano,
Mussel, worm, shell, and underwear of fleece,
Pussy, thermostat, screams of spank and hollo,
Ashley, pomegranate, hips, and strawberry kiss;
Peach butt cheek, bite, chokecherry and the lips,
Tunnel, vulva, cherry, breasts, and neck.

Sonnet

Spoon and smacks, a sweet screw and strap,
Skank cucumbers, sugar's hammer bed;
The donut hotdog, sausage swing to lap,
A slide of neck, a drum of meat and head.
Fur, nipples, pickles, bear, and bull do juice,
The twine, pole, grab leather boots;
Belts, handcuffs, laces, panties, and the noose,
Sword, slave, lipstick, eel, antler, and the hoot.
*****, tunnel, clam, purr, kitty, volcano,
Mussel, worm, shell, and underwear of fleece,
Pussy, thermostat, screams of spank and hollo,
Ashley, pomegranate, hips, and strawberry kiss;
Peach butt cheek, bite, chokecherry and the lips,
Tunnel, vulva, cherry, breasts, and neck.

Trailer Trash Honey

She is a low life skank 
Trailer trash honey

Dressing all up 
And taking your money

But I would trip her if I saw her
And spill my coffee on her dress
And make her into disheveled mess

And yes darlin, 
She done you wrong,
So I wrote this song.... 

Your wife should not napalm your life 
To sleep with all your friends 
That was no way to make amends 

It makes her just a hussy
And a low class **** 
And there is no makeup or outfit That can dress that up 

You can’t pull that kind of high jinx
And expect any man, 
to ever fall for you again

So she will be alone, just wait and see 
And we can sing about it and someday laugh you will see

Love you Cowboy Poet, this was not your fault . (C) Artimus Susan Manley 10:55 AM 10/30/23

My Best Friend Crab

Back in our youth the biggest concerns were:
procuring our juvenile delinquent beer
were our nickle bags laced with paraquat...
where could get some easy ****...
and how we laughed our asses off 
when our friend earned his nickname
by "snatching" the crabs from a skank-

But somehow it's more sinister now,,, 
children are peppered with 
pedophiles
toxic theories 
on linecreepers 
fentanyl dreamers  
non believers-

I miss the days of my stoned and filthy innocents-

Newspeak

I'm sick of this twisted English
Never meaning what it says
No medals for plain speaking
Ever awarded these days.
Free Cash the machine said
But it turned out to be a skank
Later on that week the B's
Took it back from my bank.

Diverted traffic this sign said
So I followed the direction around
Just a queue of angry motorist
And of diversions not a sound
This door is alarmed it says
For god's sake give it a pill
Who wants to always walk
Through doors depressed and ill

An automatic washing machine
So the price goes up a quarter
But it ain't automatic because you
Add powder, power and water
They must think we are idiots
The language tricks they try
But I suspect we are the idiots
'cos we still go out and buy.

The Tweeter

He said he loved her, 
though he didn't know her.
Sent her a pic to prove it,
but he was skunk-drunk.

She tweeted back;
“Pervert!”

Upset he retorted;
“Skank!”

A guy said he was a Capitalist lackey.
He tweeted:
“Drop dead socialist donkey.”

His wit was razor sharp that night.

He continued to virtually yell at strangers
until his tweeting fingers grew numb.

Next morning
he wondered about 
the little bird in his head

that knew everything
about absolutely bloody nothing.

Loves Abyss Hates Skank Taint

loves abyss hates skank taint
cruel ships paint tank
sinks pinks plank
drank stank
alibi
alibi
steam
cream glues
dream book shelf
pearl helps curse nurse 
times cries fried thens eyes
stone stars catch green stare
known knees knead knife knots
ready round found sound whind times
ticks verse tocks locks drops slots
outta yalls minds
grind stone
stars
molly
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uhm ... saw 5 letter word write ... seen contest ... 
 no sew. ... saw ... clean up your sawdust
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A Night On the Tiles

A young lady from old Bordeaux,
Was drinking wine with great gusto,
She was at a wine fair
When the police stopped her there,
The breathalyzer blew up with one blow.

The gendarmes wouldn't let her walk home,
So she called a soldier friend on the phone,
He arrived in a tank
As drunk as a skank,
Now they both sit in the cells all alone.

Loveless Gypsies Song

I close my eyes as I turn every corner
Not wanting to see my death
Or the piano falling
Landing on my head 
You could call me nuts, crazy cow
Stupid *****
I won't react to you
Or even flinch and inch
Call me a whore, skank gypsy
Whatever it is you like
Your the one that will suffer
I won't blink an eye

I'll spend my days 
Refusing
To ever let you in
Not letting you ripe open
My perfect alabaster skin
Your never reach my soft parts
Where emotion spends its time
Sweetest soft parts of me
Hidden deep inside

If I flinched 
You'd have an opening 
To the core where I hide my fear 
I'll never let you reach there
I promise you 
I swear

So call me whatever
Anything you like
I'll never flinch for you
You won't get your rise
Pushing through the shell of me
Perfectly placed around my heart
Put there when my hair was pulled
I was just a child
Taunting me and shouting
Dirty gypsy
Gypsy skank
Your never get a rise from me
Your not worth the time

You ban us from your pubs
Look at us like dirt
Craving money, fame
You never see our worth
We are also people
Breathing the same air
I'll watch when fate punishes you 
Then your see my smile

The Penultimate Equation

new fastfood place opened 
  
mcstiltskie's "stuff you make at home that we make for you" 
  
nice, i'll take a large kool-aid and two pb&j's. 
  
$7.69? 
  
no thanks, skank.

Dirty Skank Whore

You're a dirty skank whore 
You're a dirty skank whore.  
Skankin' around the neighborhood, 
Everybody knows you're up to no good 
You're a dirty skank whore 
You're a smelly dishrag  
Yeah, you're a smelly dishrag. 
The boys know to go to you 
When they want to cure their blues 
Cuz you're a smelly dishrag. 
You've got diseases 
Yeah you've got diseases. 
When you spread your legs at the clinic 
The doctor said 'the f*ck's been in this?'
You've got diseases
Cuz you took a poz load. 
Yeah you took a poz load. 
The dude swore that he was clean. 
Now you've got HIV,  
Cuz you took a poz load.  
You're broke with five kids.  
Yeah, you're broke with five kids.  
Two weeks till your welfare's done  
You should've just became a nun.  
Cuz you're broke with five kids.

Trying

I am a woman in this society. 
I go by the name of 
*****, thot, hoe, skank, pussy, and many more
It seems to be okay
I guess it is okay.
I was born into this world Nancy
I was raised by parents who “cares”
They did a horrible job of showing it
With no real help from them
I grew up to be a very knowledgeable woman
At least I’m on the road to that point
I am trying to push past this norm
Push past all the negative
And push past all this disrespect 
But I would be lying if I said it was easy.
Every step I take forward
I take 5 step back
Every change I make
I face a new challenging obstacle
Every move I make 
There’s always disappointment
But I’m trying.
I’m trying.
Trying…

Imitator of Perpetrator

Malefactor of our mighty land
Guile do they practice from them, beat
Skank do they drop on our prior rand

Their soul's the people reprimand
Like flies rejecting a rust feet
Malefactor of our mighty land

Drive them from our inunct land
Like Fulani cattle being hit
Skank do they drop on our prior rand

Sweep out before broth turns our hand
Like cobwebs cleaned out of room neat
Malefactor of our mighty land

Their tongue festooned with sweet canard
Embellished with tear thorns their teeth
Skank do they dump on our prior rand

When they continue being rotund
We the citizens turns unfit
Malefactor of our mighty land
Skank do they dump on our prior rand

Read All About It

Knew ya were bad news, i just didn't read the headline.
 Funny! cos ya picture was on the front page.
 Something like a red wine ya were to me.
 Drunk on the thought of lovin you.
 Now that I've sobered up, I'll search for something new.
 Just gotta get rid of this hungova feeling.
 Heard the best way is some sexual healing.
 Ya took me for a mug,
 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
 Had a nice long sip, bet it tasted good.
 hope ya enjoyed ya little *****!
 Its the best you'll ever have.
 shuda guessed it wouldn't last.
 But naivity took a front row seat and laughed at the drama.
 What goes around comes around, I think they call it Karma.
 Now I don't wanna get nasty, I heard ya were a skank.
 If I knew ya were gunna be this much trouble I'd of just of had a wank.

Masochistic Love

If you were to slap me, I’d whimper,
If you were to flog me, I’d scream,
If only one time you’d have yelled at me,
And I’d just scream at you, but it could never be.

Instead you used promises against me,
Took my hopes and dreams from sight,
Bundled them up into a flurry of words,
And beat me with them every night,
While I wasn't awake,
And you were just out and about,
And I'd lay there, love you, and cry,
Cry tears and tears with only your ghost.

Now there are daggers in my back,
And “Skank” and “Whore” tattooed in my skin,
I should throw you out right now,
But I love the way you hurt me,
And I look in your eyes, and I know that you’ll win. 
You win, and we both love our miserable sin,
The games you’ve played for so long, you win.
Please, nurture me back now, I promise…you win.

But there are still many more games to play,
And I love the pain and the misery,
You know just what to say when you've gone too far,
And just the guilt in your eyes heals my hearts blistering.

And you couldn’t be all I deserve,
Cause honestly, you’re all that I want,
You’re my tears, my masochistic love,
Even if I am, to you, “A *f***ing ugly c*nt."

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