Short Skank Poems

new fastfood place opened 
  
mcstiltskie's "stuff you make at home that we make for you" 
  
nice, i'll take a large kool-aid and two pb&j's. 
  
$7.69? 
  
no thanks, skank....

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A young lady from old Bordeaux,
Was drinking wine with great gusto,
She was at a wine fair
When the police stopped her there,
The breathalyzer blew up with one blow.

The gendarmes wouldn't let her walk home,
So she called a soldier friend on the phone,
He arrived in a tank
As drunk as a skank,
Now they both sit in the cells all alone....

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Back in our youth the biggest concerns were:
procuring our juvenile delinquent beer
were our nickle bags laced with paraquat...
where could get some easy twat...
and how we laughed our asses off 
when our friend earned his nickname
by "snatching" the crabs from a skank-

But somehow it's more sinister now,,, 
children are peppered with 
pedophiles
toxic theories 
on linecreepers 
fentanyl dreamers  
non believers-

I miss the days of my stoned and filthy innocents-...

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