The Tweeter

He said he loved her, though he didn't know her. Sent her a pic to prove it, but he was skunk-drunk. She tweeted back; “Pervert!” Upset he retorted; “Skank!” A guy said he was a Capitalist lackey. He tweeted: “Drop dead socialist donkey.” His wit was razor sharp that night. He continued to virtually yell at strangers until his tweeting fingers grew numb. Next morning he wondered about the little bird in his head that knew everything about absolutely bloody nothing.