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Women Silly Poems

These Women Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Women. These are the best examples of Silly Women poems written by international poets.


Premium Member From One Lover To another
To want something strongly felt
is to admit how the fire is burning...
until it suddenly explodes inside;
and if it leaves one hanging,
express it without thinking twice:
could...

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Categories: silly, allusion, conflict, crazy, irony,



Premium Member Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Noisy Parrot
I.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.

II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree 
In which...

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Categories: silly, bird, cute, funny love,

A Different Light
Bats and snakes, make no mistakes 
                  ...

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Categories: silly, beautiful, cute, family, fantasy,

Stinky Pete
My Mate Pete, he loved to have a drink
and this led him to cause the world's biggest stink.
He used to work in a factory that...

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Categories: silly, drink, friendship, hero, humorous,

Premium Member Away In An Airplane
AWAY IN AN AIRPLANE

Away in an airplane,
no way like to fly.
Admit fear of flying,
afraid I might … die.

Cemetery plot have,
in Bible find deed.
Bought flight Insurance...

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Categories: flying, humorous, silly, travel,



Premium Member Wolf Whistling
wizened widows wink 
when winsome women wiggle...
while workmen whistle


(Alliterku)


02/28/2023


Alliterku Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Charles Messina...

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Categories: silly, anxiety, feelings, how i

How To Take Care of a Woman
Give her teeth.  Women like teeth

Women like attention.  Give her babies

Marry her but only once

Drive her to the cliff but never over it

Hold her hand...

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Categories: silly, appreciation, care, devotion, education,

Premium Member Calling Dr Love
O, a big burly trucker
got a persimmon pucker.
His mouth shrunk so bad,
he got stuck to a wall.
The doc called Gene Simmons;
though he prefers women,
his tongue-in-cheek...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, silly,

Premium Member Zor
There once was a city called Zor
it was home to many a bore 
	the women fainted
	and the men feinted
that was what Zor was famous for...

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Categories: silly, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

Miss Mahleej Sarkari Mms
Teray Mamon say doodh nikaal kar,
Sarkari Doodh ka dahi jama kar,
Private Dahi me madhani fair kar,
Rirak rirak kar makhan nikaloun,
Pfir makhan kay mazay Loun.....
Note.Wuba Luba...

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Categories: daffodils, gender, nonsense, silly,

Premium Member Sweet Jesus Let Me Win the Lottery
A two dollar bill gives me a chance if you will
Sweet Jesus let me win the lottery
I hope it's not a sin to pray for...

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Categories: humor, money, silly,

Premium Member Not That Betsy
O, do you remember sweet Betsy from Pike?
She trekked ‘cross the prairie in search of a dyke.

She developed incontinence in Illinois;
She was cured of what...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly,

Satire
Sain garebon ka basti
Atta mhnga phdi sasti.....

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Categories: abuse, satire, silly, sin,

Funny You Say Feminism
Cultured, refined, and polished gentlemen?
A thing 
of the past.

Vulgar, brash, and shameless hooligans?
Welcome
to the modern cool.

Elegant, demure, and graceful women?
Controlled, 
imprisoned, and confined.

Immodest, wanton, and...

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© Abu Lihyah  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: beauty, family, silly, society,

Premium Member Mucho Silliness
How can someone draw a blank
Now that's a real poser
How d'ya know if it's new and improved dog food
Eating that stuff's not kosher

Are there seeing...

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Categories: silly,


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