Away In An Airplane

AWAY IN AN AIRPLANE

Away in an airplane,
no way like to fly.
Admit fear of flying,
afraid I might … die.

Cemetery plot have,
in Bible find deed.
Bought flight Insurance but,
Lord pray … this won’t need.

Made sure was here early,
rolled in on a dime.
Flight with me, without me,
will fly out … on time.

Hate economy seat,
fact not in first class.
Requested seat larger,
need room for … my sass.

For full figure models,
economy’s tough!
Have little more room, if
we flew in the … buff.

July 19, 2023
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023


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Date: 7/31/2023 7:32:00 PM
Very entertaining and humorous, Barbara! Congrats on your top win! Blessings, Kim M
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Barbara Barry-Nishanian
Date: 8/1/2023 10:26:00 PM
Kim. appreciate you kind words and for reading poem. Now sing it to tune, Away In The Manger. So much fun to sing. Please visit again. Thanks!
Date: 7/31/2023 9:52:00 AM
Very amusing Barbara, congratulations on your win in Jan’s contest… Belle
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Barbara Barry-Nishanian
Date: 8/1/2023 10:23:00 PM
Belle, Thanks for reading... now sing poem to tune, Away In The Manger. Jan's contest was fun, thrilled I placed. Please visit again.
Date: 7/31/2023 9:32:00 AM
Barbara, you made me blush! Mama Mia, that's a spicy meatball ;) Congratulations on your first-place win in Jan's marvelous contest!
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Mark Toney
Date: 8/2/2023 3:50:00 PM
Already did; and she did :)
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Barbara Barry-Nishanian
Date: 8/1/2023 10:21:00 PM
Mark, Hi buddy. I had so much fun. Suppose to sing to tune, Away In The Manger... Sing it to Carol, make her laugh.
Date: 7/31/2023 7:53:00 AM
Your witty poem made me smile Barbara especially no room for my ... sass! Many congrats on your top placement and thanks for taking time to enter the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 7/31/2023 7:15:00 AM
Very beautiful. Congratulations!
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Barbara Barry-Nishanian
Date: 8/1/2023 10:15:00 PM
Christuraj, Thank you so very much for visiting. Need to tell everyone... sing poem to tune of, Away In The Manger.Please visit again.
Date: 7/21/2023 9:12:00 AM
Oh, do I know the feeling of a tight squeeze on a plane. They make the sits to small in the planes for anybody of any size not unless you are a child. I was never afraid to ride a plan, kind of enjoyed it. I'm a hyper person and it forces me to be still. Enjoyed reading
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Barbara Barry-Nishanian
Date: 7/21/2023 1:32:00 PM
Eve, thanks so much for visiting. Reading your works for years and appreciate you enjoyed my effort.
Date: 7/19/2023 5:37:00 PM
This is awesome and so much fun!
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Barbara Barry-Nishanian
Date: 7/19/2023 8:37:00 PM
Wow! David what a nice comment. You are so kind and encouraging. Thank you, now will visit you. Please return.
Date: 7/19/2023 5:30:00 PM
Your angst and humor! Love your sass! LOL!
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Barbara Barry-Nishanian
Date: 7/19/2023 8:42:00 PM
Kim, Thanks for loving my sass. Friend gave me a gold stamped stone... SASSY! It just sneaks out every now and then. At 85, glad it's still around. Hope you are staying well my friend.
Date: 7/19/2023 3:35:00 PM
This is charming and fun, Barbara!
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Barbara Barry-Nishanian
Date: 7/19/2023 8:52:00 PM
Lin, thanks for visiting, and commenting. I really enjoy your poem I commented on. Stay well.
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