Son Silly Poems

(Just a little humor)

Video with husband 
Now divorced, son leaked video
movie deal offers
...

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In prepping for a funeral 
The family gathered in the hall
They sat there all mourning
Even though it was nightfall

He had eaten lots of vegetables
Yet, he...

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A wristwatch with a nervous tick;
his mother thought him very sick.
Put on your socks,
at two o’clock,
I’m taking you down to the doc.

Try not to look...

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The Summers were hot in the suburbs of our city,        
 We had a small sandy yard, a...

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My Dear Aunt Mabel, I am responding to your Annual Spring Letter
And hope you are recovering from the bloat, and feeling much better,
I wanted you...

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We spent the day at Grandpa’s house.
At bedtime, as we would often do,
By the fireplace we did rendezvous
While Grandpa stoked his corncob pipe.

When he leaned...

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May I get serious for a moment
Sorry “serious” is not in my vocabulary
I try, and try but to no avail
Perhaps it's somewhat hereditary

Got it from...

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Teddy was a celebrity for being so silly,
he whistled at sexy girls strolling by;
he leaned against his brand new Chevrolet
smoking a cigarette to lure pretty...

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I am a Wordsmith
I love the words I play with
I respect the fith

I am a poet
Sometimes I hardly know it
I try to show it

Five, seven...

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I‘d been staying with pa - my folks got a divorce
and pa took me to the local greyhound course 
Pa’s greyhound was running, he runs...

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Years ago, but one
Nineteen hundred and thirty one
Solomon the Gun

He smoked big cigars
He drove really big fast cars
On his face a scar

He ruled the city
Drove...

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Sadly, Sally Wix's silly, simple, tongue twisters
stupefied Sally's sullen, sixth son, Sam...

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(Co-written by my son for a school assignment)

I punched my sister
in the stomach
to try to retrieve
my goldfish crackers

She cried like fish droppings
because her stomach hurt
then...

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Riddle me this Batman ?

If Aliens don't exist ?

How come i just had the most engrossing conversation ?

With the Son of Spock

What's that all about...

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‘Why am I so cold dad, the cold I cannot cut?'
‘Well it’s snowing really hard son and icy underfoot.’
‘But my brothers and my sisters, it...

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