Teddy Was a Celebrity For Being So Silly

Teddy was a celebrity for being so silly, he whistled at sexy girls strolling by; he leaned against his brand new Chevrolet smoking a cigarette to lure pretty Bridget! He wished she would sit in his lap and laugh, making his friends jealous and despite his stupidity nobody dared to say how crazy he was... carrying on with his delusion and vanity; would the kiss her on the lips with that smelly breath? Could a girl want a guy who told lies? Teddy was a celebrity for being so silly, he was always in charge showing superiority; was it his good looks or his undebatable imbecility? Plenty of girls fell for his charm and claimed insanity! His last conquest wasn't such a win, but such an endless misery; the poor girl got pregnant by him, that's when the trouble began; you think he would care and hold his baby, be proud of him and call him his son? Oh, Teddy straighten up your act and take all responsibility, each man must do his part; they need you: family is togetherness! You are essential to their happiness, love them and they'll love you back!