Relationship Silly Poems

Little by little
Your love haunt me day by day
Mere think, I giggle....

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There once was a cocky male frog
Who met a cute toad on a log
She thought he said “Ribbit”
In fact, he said “Rub it”
Now he’s belly-up...

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I once knew a trucker unmated
often, he’d become quite frustrated
known to be lazy
flies drove him crazy
their survival skills are underrated
...

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The wind has set dandelion tufts free
to ride summer breezes and spread their seed.
And she whispers, "If only that were me,"
her jittery heart longing to...

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Lewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
	got fresh with Margo
	who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity...

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The bunny came and hid the eggs
since he’s mammal the question begs
	where did they come from?
	did he buy lump sum?
wonder what he’d do with frog...

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“Did you come to see me?”
	“Why would I?”
“Do you love me?”
	“Do I?”
“Does the sun set in the West?”
	“What does that have to do with it?”
“Do...

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Five letters indeed.
But I think when they came out from your mouth,
They felt really foreign,
They felt somewhat insane,
They felt very distant,
They felt like a strange...

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Now a days girls are so desperate to get married 
that they go with a stranger who says I Love You..
Think about your parents about...

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My Dear Aunt Mabel, I am responding to your Annual Spring Letter
And hope you are recovering from the bloat, and feeling much better,
I wanted you...

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Flame of fire burning
Clerk of bank earning
I lost my money
It was not funny 
My honey
I said,
The day is Sunny
So please make some tea
I am going...

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Yet another piss-poor dinner produced
No wonder her sex-life has been reduced
Ava needs something to give her a boost
   Eyes the doctor ~
 ...

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I brought home an axolotl
In a thin-necked ketchup bottle
Then I could never get the damned thing out.

I broke up with the mute Egyptian
Found his code...

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We sat on a blanket under a big oak tree,
Just Johnny-boy and little ol' me.
We laughed and joked and had some fun,
Under that oak shading...

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I dreamt of you again last night.
You looked into my eyes as you held me tight.
You said "You silly girl, did you really believe, 
That...

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