Name Silly Poems

Foureyes is my name.
Seeing everything in the frame,
On the left,
On the right,
Everything is blurry to my sight.
Which is good from my perspective,
Less definition is my...

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The vasectominator. 

His name is the vasectominator, and he’s as dangerous as an alligator. 

Daytime he’ll perform your vasectomy, and night-time he’s you’re worst enemy....

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     Louisa the artificial squeeza,
     Lived for the moment,
     When people called her...

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You wanna play a silly game?
I question him, What?
Tell me if I'm cute or hot
Umm... I'd rather not.
Was I afraid my feelings will be caught?
Maybe...

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sunny and windy
dusty and stormy
who else...

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Enough is enough of this seriousness
Back to the sillies where I belong
Here's something to ponder, my friends
Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long

I don't usually...

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  Burpsey that's my name,
  Burping is my favorite game!
  Burps are my art,
  Better than a fart!
  Burps are...

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Everything u see or hear isn't real
But what you feel is.. 
Then what about ur eyes..? 
What about the love i see in them? 
What...

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I am feeling a bit of remorse
I guess I should have checked my source
The name Billie was on the note
I just assumed it was a...

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Written for and about my eldest daughter, Freya Lily (Pickle).


Ive loved you,
from the very first second I saw you,
you are my beautiful first born.
So the...

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Where did the conversations go? 
We use to spend hours on end just talking. 
Time spent would just flow. 
And we had fun just walking....

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there was a demon called Golgothan
whose name was something to hit upon
	he was smelly and mighty
	undies not tighty whitie
we kept him locked away in the...

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No one can tell me who you are,
  I forget names!
  From near and far,
  A face,
  I'll never forget!
 ...

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Silly old duffer, this Canadian dude
His name is Jester Jack Ellison
Those guys in white coats try real hard
To keep him sedated and bedridden

Don't dare let...

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Eddie McGuire made us all groan,
Eddie the eighth (VIII) abdicated the throne.
Eddie "The Eagle" flew through the sky,
Eddie Van Halen made his guitar cry.
Eddies Murphy...

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