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Goldilocks was found lying in bed
at a house she broke into
they say she jumped out the window-
her fear of the bears was so great

but I...

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Say something meaningful,
only when words make sense;
hiding beautiful truth is pathetic:
examine yourself and be realistic!
We get burn from fire and still dance,
denying ourselves that's too...

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Aim to please
Aim to kill
Kill with kindness
Kill time
Time flies
Time to go
Go the distance
Go home
Home sweet home
Home free
Free to roam
Free falling
Falling down
Falling in love
Love is blind
Love...

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  Burpsey that's my name,
  Burping is my favorite game!
  Burps are my art,
  Better than a fart!
  Burps are...

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  Who would do that?
  Lamps, shades, and floors,
  But nothing more!
  Do the Dam Dusters have a union?
  Or...

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  The blue twin headed elephants you knew,
  Met them in a bar,
  One night,
  In a fight.
  Neither one...

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The unsupervised stop sign travels all over town
With no one there to watch him, he made departure from the ground.
Off he went o’er yonder, and...

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Buffalo wings,   buffalo wings,   buffalo wings
when I was young, just a boy
the skies overflowed with flying buffalo.

 Take shelter for if...

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Pierre Maruse lived in a house that wasn't like any other.
     One window down lived the queen and her crown,
 ...

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We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.  
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...

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There was a man with many hats,
that lived in a house with his cats.
When he went outside,
the cats stayed inside.
Hat choosing was driving him bats.

One...

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High atop our chimney breast,
Lives Steve Seagull upon his nest.
He’s a highly trained, bombing master,
Atop my rooftop, his name spells disaster.

If you’re like me, and...

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Where did you get a stuffed albino squirrel?
I say this after giving it a tug and a whirl.
After oohing and ahhing over it, we all...

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Little girl wearing flowers up in her hair,
playing pretend in a blanket Dragons lair.

Princesses and Kings, and costumes for all,
There’s enough dresses for a make...

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I wanted to age graciously,
Serene, ladylike and wise,
But I get confused and muddled
And I've come to realise

Things happen to me,
That takes me by surprise
Everything unravels...

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