Tammy Sue

The blue twin headed elephants you knew, Met them in a bar, One night, In a fight. Neither one of which, Knew what to do. Tammy was a pacifist. Sue loved a good fight. Each had to go home, With the other at night. Their various beliefs, Caused such a fright. Both began to, Pull their hair out at night! Oh Tammy Sue, Oh Tammy Sue, What will you do? When the police come for you! Every night you have a fight, Now your neighbors are up all night! Can you not see, How easy it would be, To curl your trunks in, Underneath your chin? Have a peanut or two, And say you are through! No more fights at night! Perhaps you could take a flight, See the world, Eat peanuts on a ship. Or walk about, Quietly living, Which is what you could shout! No arguments here! No fusses to be had! Very nicely living, Very quietly to bed!