Art Silly Poems

Where do all the pens go
that's what I wanna know

Did we give them to friends
who might keep them (depends)

Maybe burglars stole them
but not jewelry or...

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  Burpsey that's my name,
  Burping is my favorite game!
  Burps are my art,
  Better than a fart!
  Burps are...

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In the labyrinth of thought, where neurons weave,
A cosmic dance, where perceptions deceive.
Synaptic constellations in a quantum trance,
Reality's illusion, a cerebral dance.

Thoughts, elusive particles, in...

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If you were long-winded
but no pun in ten did,
do you lack humor’s art,
or was that a long fart?

Once a pun, a thyme, a sage
got tossed...

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Seen in the movies, swishing swords about,
Those Ninja fighters make you want to run,
Hiding in shadows, jumping in and out,
Would challenge me: my Ninja skills...

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My dear incredible pen,
you are the pinnacle of writing instruments! Looking refined with your elegant ebony shaft and gold-filagree trim, you are a true technological...

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There are many names for the common ‘Fart’
To name them all is quite an art

Let’s start off with good old ‘Smell’
Who it’s from we cannot...

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They said
If you want friendship
Don't tell him you like him,
Don't tell him you share
Only 'cause you care 
You care what he thinks.
If you wanna hear...

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Mister Pando
I Am Gandoo
Agar lun na hota
To phudi bhi na hoti
Agar phudi na hoti
To phir tum kahan say hotay?
Mister Pando
I Am Gandooo.
Note.(GoLi ya Injection)????...

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“ Art of doing nothing “...

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I have endlessly miss us in past best;
Time has eaten up my distant worry,
Do not grow weary of my silly quest.

You miss it too like...

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You like it I know that you like it
You said that you like me down
You can't wait for me I know that
It's been a mess...

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some puffed up pieces
malodorous in thesis
require fresh breezes


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Still chuckling at Maurice Rigoler's The Art of the Short Poem.

To imitate: high form of flattery;
I flat in...

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Wickedness can be use for rapists 
But what will one attach to plagiarists?...

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"...I don't know its name"

BUT! 

Someone once said we were slaves to Fashion   
I think they are right we feel sad depressed happy...

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