Side Saddle Poems - Poems about Side Saddle

...You wrap yourself in the feather boa fantasy of his dreams sinuous you; X-rated and never sated dancing to rock ‘n roll— 80’s dated welcome to the conjugal jungle of not-so-rusted lust sixt......Read the rest...

...I am not too keen on witches, But I would love their broom When I'm feeling downhearted Up in the sky, I'd Zoom The speed would excite me With the wind blowing in my hair The magic of the broom......Read the rest...

...He rode his horse side saddle Across the rolling plains Scarlet polished finger nails Gripping diamantéd reins A little cocktail hat Resting on his head Dingly dangly earrings Sparkling ruby ......Read the rest...

...He was big and he was tough Sort of primitive and hairy On first encounter his face Was frankly somewhat scary He could .fight and he could cuss Run a marathon without dropping And when he got ......Read the rest...

...He sang seven songs of freedom Whilst his cat danced a jig And his monkey rode side saddle On this pot bellied young pig And the people of the village All looked at him in awe For none had ever......Read the rest...

...A nudist camp's "Come-as-you-are" Was held at Trump's Side-Saddle Bar There was just one hitch To Donald Trump's itch: He could not make Stormy in par!......Read the rest...

...Godiva a Saint or a Goddess her tale unfolds thru legend and folklore Origin England a town named Coventry ‘tis where Godiva did dwell Devoted to Leofric he set her a riddle/a love chase her ardou......Read the rest...

...Cruising, we pose, in our wonderland chair, towering above our smiles, dressed in Autumnal orange and black, my arm around you for awhile. Insouciant in spiffy suit, you sweetheart me in with j......Read the rest...

...there is a young mermaid form france who dreams to be able to dance she tries to remain chipper when she falls on her flipper for it will not fit into pants there is a young merman named mike ......Read the rest...

...iPhone chargers should be called “apple juice” Bet they can't because they'd pay dearly for its use Maybe a logo of an Adam's apple Or a dude in pink, riding side saddle Well really anyth......Read the rest...

...Shimmering over a glassy sea, a moonlight carpet beams. My walkway high to a starlit sky of memories from my dreams. There mighty Taurus, rip-snortin’ bull, lowers his horns for battle. Naked on......Read the rest...

...growing up too soon you said: is there anything more excruciating than lagging behind being passed by a hasbeen still knocking on portals twitching toes twirling thumbs ......Read the rest...

...It is a witchy tradition to pass down your first broom to The next generation, but poor dear sweet Mable inherited an eye Sore from her elder granny, the handle topped end was crooked In a twiste......Read the rest...

...Like a dirty stain that should be removed, the once clear distinction between men and women has become murky and gray. The stain grows and smears lines and edges, the shape of men and women are......Read the rest...

...Coventry's Lady Godiva goes side saddle, naked from head to toes; her blonde hair down to there, and her bottom all bare, 'cause farmers pay taxes through the nose.......Read the rest...