Spelling's such a stupid thing
to get freaked out about
Of this, I am very shure
~ In fact, I have no dout
Categories:
shure, giggle, word play,
Form: Rhyme
fo'give me my suthern dialektic,
us po folk dont take de trash out much down here
Dem rashnul boys shure fixate on dat suthern *ss,
seem not to care 'bout big or small or lad or lass.
De reason fo dis fasinashun seems unclear;
dat’s not da way strait thinkin folk do talk 'round here.
We’d likely vite ya over to our dubble-wide,
but we got backhoes when we need a body hide.
We hates to see ya talkin bad about de Lawd,
we hope ya meet before ya coved up wid sod.
So mebbe lay off all dem jokes 'bout kissing kin,
and we won’t all be sayin, 'bless yo heart' agin.
Categories:
shure, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
Almost every, time I regret a thing,
I've done it's from becoming my worst enemy
Why can I never seem, to step aside
Get out of my own way, instead of being
Caught between the many things preventing me
From heading to the spot, I should already be at
But am not, the haves and have nots are definately not
Set in stone, but the etching of the rock, is getting close
& the ticking of the clock it never slows
Plus the pressure to be succesfull tends to grow,
It looms large, i can't pretend it don't
& i'm to smart, to accept the notion I won't win
After the final second strolls
Off of the scoreboard, I know that nothings 4 shure
Exept death and IRS collections so
I'll just take these mental notes,
And let them fuel, the things i do like texaco
Then set the globe on fire utill there's nothing left but smoke
And ashes decending downwards on my coat
Footprints looking as if i just stepped through snow
Categories:
shure, absence, dedication, destiny, dream,
Form: Rhyme
In all the days of my world
You've been right by my side
You're love of me is unfurled
Once I got past my pride
Your love knows no bounds
For this I am Shure
You come out in my sounds
Oh Lord you're the cure
Though I didn't deserve
Your love helped me see
Though I hadn't the nerve
God came to me
Walk with me in this land
Put your faith in me
Together everyday hand in hand
Let's help everyone to see
How good life can be
With faith in the Lord
Live your life honestly
Never cut that chord
Categories:
shure, spiritual,
Form: Rhyme
Rote an esay
Cheked IT twise
Lot's a' mistakes
Graide not so nice...
I yused comas
Perfetley placed paws
"2 much incoheeseivenes"
I cant, brake up a, claws
Yused fulstops.
not tolong a .sentense
But teecher. was furryous
Marked down with a venjance
Did exclamashons!
Sumtimes .3 @ once!!!!
& YUSED CAPS 2 SHOUT!!
Butt "you ownly need one,!!"
Coalon,
Wen I need 2 maik: lists
Rote my: Faverit, tv shos
But: teecher were: p*ssed
Semicoalons;
Wen, I need 2 look: smart!!
nut shure wat. they do; But
the esay ritings really hard!!!
[93 werds]
Categories:
shure, confusion, funny, language, satire,
Form: Light Verse
Whatcha gonna do if’n Famous Jameis goes pro?
‘tain’t nottin ya can do ‘bout it, Coach Jimbo
Dontcha know, da freshman Heisman winner’s caught da eye
Even da Giants’ Eli ain’t a-rankin’ too high
Butcha ya got ta give it ta dem dadgum referees
Dey even find ways ta yeller-flag Drew Breeze
‘tain’t sayin’ Jameis is apt ta go jest yet
But if’n he gets lotsa bucks, he may jest be a Jet
Shure, New York might be colder’n a witch’s tit
But yer brass bra in January, Jameis can fit
Tajh Boyd ‘n’ Michael Vic should be grindin’ der teeth
Dey ain’t fallen outta da ugly tree yet (look beneath)
Now Aaron Rodgers is so granny-slappin’ good
Dis’n deserves ta stay; it’s jest understood
Jameis is hotter’n' a goat’s butt in a pepper patch
Jimbo, ya best find a way dem pro offers ta match!
*Written August 25, 2014 for Verlena's Ebonics contest. Jameis Winston is
the quarterback for the Florida State Seminoles and he won the Heisman as a
red-shirt Freshman. FSU's coach is Jimbo Fisher.
Categories:
shure, football,
Form: Rhyme
"It's a cuckold I am!", Mick sadly said
"I'm after finding black hairs in me bed!"
"An' there's a relief!"
Sighed Ginger O'Keefe
"I was shure ye were aboot ta say red!"
Categories:
shure, holiday, humor,
Form: Limerick
Poor ol' boy Richard Odekirk,
Just couldn't get fired and hasta work.
It's unfair that he'll miss the enjoyment,
Of his 96 weeks of Unemployment!
Just for Caties contest!!!
Categories:
shure, funny
Form: Clerihew
I AM ON A SEARCH ,
FOR WHAT I AM NOT FOR SHURE
I AM ON A SEARCH ,
FOR SOMETHING BUT DONT KNOW WHAT
I AM ON A SEARCH ,
FOR MY FEELINGS
I AM ON A SEARCH ,
FOR MY LIFE
I AM ON A SEARCH ,
FOR SOME RESPECT
I AM ON A SEARCH ,
FOR SOMEONE TO LOVE ME
I AM ON A SEARCH ,
FOR A BETTER LIFE
I AM ON A SEARCH ,
FOR HAPPINESS IN LIFE
I AM ON A SEARCH ,
FOR SOME COURAGE
I AM ON A SEARCH,
FOR SOME STRENGHT
Categories:
shure, lifelife, life,
Form: I do not know?