Michael Whatley Poet Light Verse

Grammar Police

Rote an esay
Cheked IT twise
Lot's a' mistakes
Graide not so nice...

I yused comas
Perfetley placed paws
"2 much incoheeseivenes"
I cant, brake up a, claws

Yused fulstops.
not tolong a .sentense
But teecher. was furryous
Marked down with a venjance

Did exclamashons!
Sumtimes .3 @ once!!!!
& YUSED CAPS 2 SHOUT!!
Butt "you ownly need one,!!"

Coalon,
Wen I need 2 maik: lists
Rote my: Faverit, tv shos
But: teecher were: p*ssed

Semicoalons;
Wen, I need 2 look: smart!!
nut shure wat. they do; But
the esay ritings really hard!!!

[93 werds]

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Funom Makama February 18, 2016 at 8:51 AM This is wonderful and lovely. Nice poetry here dear friend.

Paul Callus January 29, 2016 at 12:53 PM Truly an enjoyable write, Michael:) Still easier to read than some smss which I receive! ~ Regards // paul Michael Whatley February 8, 2016 at 3:19 AM Aha, many thanks for your words, Paul!

Winged Warrior January 28, 2016 at 8:33 AM Loved it Michael...and now give us the one with the bad spelling... Michael Whatley January 29, 2016 at 6:21 AM Aha, many thanks John. Though, I can't help but feel the spelling in this one's already bad enough! :)

White Sage January 28, 2016 at 5:08 AM now the grammar police will have sirens blaring, so many culprits to catch...excellent write Michael Whatley January 29, 2016 at 6:20 AM Indeed, W.S! Thanks for reading!

Harry Horsman January 26, 2016 at 11:33 AM wow clever poetry is this,,enjoy and and being taught at the same time...love it Michael Whatley January 29, 2016 at 6:19 AM Many thanks for reading Harry!

DM Babbit January 25, 2016 at 9:14 AM I was a teacher but English and grammar was not my specialty but i sure enjoyed your poetry. A plus in my book. Michael Whatley January 25, 2016 at 5:07 PM Aha, many thanks for reading Babbit (cute name!) - this was a fun one to write...

Skat A January 25, 2016 at 6:49 AM Lol, everything about your poem krack me up. The grammar you use is quite silly, helped enjoyed the poem even mo. I don't like looking Smart... so no semicolons for me. I'd tell you about your purposely bad spelling, but I get it... Awesome. Skat Michael Whatley January 25, 2016 at 8:35 AM Aha, many thanks SKAT for reading!