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Grammar Police

Rote an esay Cheked IT twise Lot's a' mistakes Graide not so nice... I yused comas Perfetley placed paws "2 much incoheeseivenes" I cant, brake up a, claws Yused fulstops. not tolong a .sentense But teecher. was furryous Marked down with a venjance Did exclamashons! Sumtimes .3 @ once!!!! & YUSED CAPS 2 SHOUT!! Butt "you ownly need one,!!" Coalon, Wen I need 2 maik: lists Rote my: Faverit, tv shos But: teecher were: p*ssed Semicoalons; Wen, I need 2 look: smart!! nut shure wat. they do; But the esay ritings really hard!!! [93 werds]

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Date: 2/18/2016 8:51:00 AM
This is wonderful and lovely. Nice poetry here dear friend.
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Date: 1/29/2016 12:53:00 PM
Truly an enjoyable write, Michael:) Still easier to read than some smss which I receive! ~ Regards // paul
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Michael Whatley
Date: 2/8/2016 3:19:00 AM
Aha, many thanks for your words, Paul!
Date: 1/28/2016 8:33:00 AM
Loved it Michael...and now give us the one with the bad spelling...
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Michael Whatley
Date: 1/29/2016 6:21:00 AM
Aha, many thanks John. Though, I can't help but feel the spelling in this one's already bad enough! :)
Date: 1/28/2016 5:08:00 AM
now the grammar police will have sirens blaring, so many culprits to catch...excellent write
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Michael Whatley
Date: 1/29/2016 6:20:00 AM
Indeed, W.S! Thanks for reading!
Date: 1/26/2016 11:33:00 AM
wow clever poetry is this,,enjoy and and being taught at the same time...love it
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Michael Whatley
Date: 1/29/2016 6:19:00 AM
Many thanks for reading Harry!
Date: 1/25/2016 9:14:00 AM
I was a teacher but English and grammar was not my specialty but i sure enjoyed your poetry. A plus in my book.
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Michael Whatley
Date: 1/25/2016 5:07:00 PM
Aha, many thanks for reading Babbit (cute name!) - this was a fun one to write...
Date: 1/25/2016 6:49:00 AM
Lol, everything about your poem krack me up. The grammar you use is quite silly, helped enjoyed the poem even mo. I don't like looking Smart... so no semicolons for me. I'd tell you about your purposely bad spelling, but I get it... Awesome. Skat
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Michael Whatley
Date: 1/25/2016 8:35:00 AM
Aha, many thanks SKAT for reading!