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"It's a cuckold I am!", Mick sadly said "I'm after finding black hairs in me bed!" "An' there's a relief!" Sighed Ginger O'Keefe "I was shure ye were aboot ta say red!"

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Date: 10/15/2017 6:53:00 AM
ha ha ha, the perfect limerick brilliantly bawdy and very humourous Roy I love it:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/11/2017 1:29:00 PM
Congrats on your feature poem. it made me smile too
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Date: 3/15/2014 11:58:00 AM
Roy.. Smiling inappropriately
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Date: 3/14/2014 8:13:00 PM
This a hilarious limerick..Congrats on the win
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Date: 3/14/2014 6:30:00 PM
I'm surprised this wasn't higher. Change the first two words around in the second line and I think she wouldn't have found fault with the meter. What limericks should be. Joyce
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Date: 3/14/2014 5:53:00 PM
good grief, roy... laughing all the way.. congrats and huggs
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Date: 3/14/2014 12:40:00 PM
good one Roy, Congratulations, enjoying the win. *SKAT
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Date: 3/14/2014 11:36:00 AM
If I can stop laughing I'll write something here. Wouldn't want to be that black haired guy if he get's caught. Enjoyed Roy. Peace. :)
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Roy Jerden
Date: 3/14/2014 1:08:00 PM
Well, he'll have to run faster than Rusty, then!
Date: 3/14/2014 5:18:00 AM
Congratulations on the fine win in Limerick contest. Lovely humor,roy
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Date: 3/14/2014 2:07:00 AM
oh my now this one was Bawdy!! A good and dirty limerick. My only little complaint was line two meter was a bit off. But that last line, what a punch line!!! Congrats.
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Roy Jerden
Date: 3/14/2014 8:41:00 AM
Thanks, I made an edit. I didn't catch it before, but I think the meter is perfect, now. Cheers, Roy
Date: 3/12/2014 11:50:00 PM
Black or red...lets hope they stay in the bed...you gave me a good laugh ...cheers Huberta
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Date: 3/11/2014 9:45:00 PM
Yikes ! But well done!!
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