Roy Jerden Poet Limerick

Premature Exoneration

"It's a cuckold I am!", Mick sadly said
"I'm after finding black hairs in me bed!"
  "An' there's a relief!"
  Sighed Ginger O'Keefe
"I was shure ye were aboot ta say red!"

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Jan Allison October 15, 2017 at 6:53 AM ha ha ha, the perfect limerick brilliantly bawdy and very humourous Roy I love it:-) hugs jan xx

D.W. Rodgers March 11, 2017 at 1:29 PM Congrats on your feature poem. it made me smile too

Tim Smith March 14, 2014 at 8:13 PM This a hilarious limerick..Congrats on the win

Joyce Johnson March 14, 2014 at 6:30 PM I'm surprised this wasn't higher. Change the first two words around in the second line and I think she wouldn't have found fault with the meter. What limericks should be. Joyce

Nette Onclaud March 14, 2014 at 5:53 PM good grief, roy... laughing all the way.. congrats and huggs

Skat A March 14, 2014 at 12:40 PM good one Roy, Congratulations, enjoying the win. *SKAT

Robert Johnson March 14, 2014 at 11:36 AM If I can stop laughing I'll write something here. Wouldn't want to be that black haired guy if he get's caught. Enjoyed Roy. Peace. :) Roy Jerden March 14, 2014 at 1:08 PM Well, he'll have to run faster than Rusty, then!

Dr.Ram Mehta March 14, 2014 at 5:18 AM Congratulations on the fine win in Limerick contest. Lovely humor,roy

Andrea Dietrich March 14, 2014 at 2:07 AM oh my now this one was Bawdy!! A good and dirty limerick. My only little complaint was line two meter was a bit off. But that last line, what a punch line!!! Congrats. Roy Jerden March 14, 2014 at 8:41 AM Thanks, I made an edit. I didn't catch it before, but I think the meter is perfect, now. Cheers, Roy

Huberta Van Akkeren March 12, 2014 at 11:50 PM Black or red...lets hope they stay in the bed...you gave me a good laugh ...cheers Huberta