Short Zoomed Poems

I was furious and full of resentment
When I zoomed out of the classroom
When I was offered a sweet gift, I snatched it!...

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Canadian Willie Amos
Was so eager to be famous
To prove he's no prude
He zoomed in the nude
And peed to confound the shamus

26.IV.2!...

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An elephant bee zoomed around my head
I had maniacal thoughts, wished him dead. 
His buzz annoying
Never enjoying
Traitorous roses loved him, turning red....

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The Congress it seems had no bathrooms.
They just held it or country was doomed.
They passed regulations
for eliminations
then out of both their chambers they zoomed....

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Wildlife 28

A plumpish wood pigeon called Sue,
Thought it sexy to bill and to coo,
So she zoomed to the ground,
Where she pranced round and round,
Then flew off 'cos she wanted a poo!...

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When I am with you,I feel swooned.                                   
  Its true you make my heart go zoomed.
  But never worry my love,
  I expect nothing.
  Just want to love you till I reach our moon....

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My Mister Happy is alive and doing well
Not cheery as he once was, it's easy to tell
Longs for his more active days
When spirits zoomed to the skies
Loved the way he performed and rang my bell...

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eerie shadows loomed
cackling witch on her broom zoomed...
huffing, puffing, doomed

10/29/2018


Poetry Contest: Three Lines - Writing Challenge - October 2018 
Sponsored by: Dear Heart a.k.a. Broken Wings...

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My Mister Happy is alive and doing well
Not cheery as he once was, it's easy to tell
Longs for his more active days
When his spirits zoomed to the skies
Loved the way he performed and rang my bell...

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Looked up to the heavens, saw a huge green flash
It was Uncle Reggie with flames shooting out his ass
Soaring through the stratosphere
Till he almost disappeared
Zoomed down and up Donald's ass causing gas...

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You didn't whisper into my ear but to my heart
It wasn't my lips you kissed but to my soul right from the start
Your love was alive
My life became revived
The world became brighter and zoomed off the chart...

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Zoomed 
Small rooms 
As classrooms 
Webinars to sit no rooms 

Grooms 
Brides and grooms
From some classrooms 
In webinar for such no rooms 

See,hear 
No room to feel
Classrooms

Not show rooms 
Zoom classrooms...

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Looked up to the heavens, saw a huge green flash
It was Uncle Reggie with flames shooting out of his ass
Soaring through the stratosphere
Till he almost disappeared
Zoomed down and up Donald's ass causing gas ...

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There is a monster in Loch Ness
Which has been seen, more or less
And tourists flock with cameras zoomed
To be quite expensively roomed
And even if the photo shows a grey, grained blotch
At least the bar sells a lot of Scotch....

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My Mr. Happy is alive and doing well
Not cheery as he once was, it's easy to tell
Longs for his more active days
When his spirits zoomed to the skies
Loved the way he performed and rang my bell


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Sky was limit,
They said,
He had excelled all along,
And made them said that,
He kept on climbing,
They still said that,
For him sky was the limit,
He zoomed in his career,
And became an astronaut,
And now for him even the sky was not the limit....

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Let me pass honey
He said to me
I moved back
And he was ahead

Pass the food 
He said to me
I passed the potatoes
And he ate

Pass him on the road
He said to me
I zoomed ahead
He reached on time

She passed away
He said to her
I moved to heaven
He married her...

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Biologists and zoologists from Tokyo to Berlin worked on a new hybrid.
Unaware she was unique to the world, reindeerfly zoomed in the night sky.
Her hooves were sharply pointed, her wings were delicate said Fred.
Botanists and chemists were in awe, in disbelief as we saw her fly by....

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Astronomers behold celestial delights,
Endlessly finding glorious heavenly insights.
Joyfully keep learning more natural obscurities.
Previously quite routinely seen targets usually viewed with x-rays,
Yet zoomed in using Hubble Space Telescope, helps prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity!...

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A bee and a wasp came by today.
From the land of faeries truly fey.
They zoomed around my autumn flowers.
Bee stayed a bit, wasp stayed for hours.

Wasp asked me questions long and hard.
I told her everything, off my guard.
We became friends, that wasp and me.
Now I wished to better know the bee....

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Written by Gail DeBole 
on March 12, 2020


The witch loved to fly on her broom.
It fit like a cozy old shoe.
Magic led her the way
As she flew in the day
And zoomed on her broom to the moon.

No electric transport for her.
Her broom hid her in a blur.
So fast did she fly
In the blink of an eye
All you heard was a magical whrrrr....

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My first tricycle should have been built for two
My baby sister jumped on the back
Down through the woods we zoomed
Running into a tree, I scraped my knee
Across the handle bars she flew
My beautiful tricycle could not be fixed
The cuts and scrapes were only small knicks
We never rode a tricycle again
But me and my sister
Are forever best friends...

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Your black hair shimmered
I knew not the reason
I watched it every little season
My heart and head simmered
Your shapely body twinkled
As if never would it be wrinkled
Yet it had a little lesion
Which never ever rankled


You were my heart`s queen
Those organs of sight
Just witty and bright
They caught me off guard
An angel is all l had seen
I zoomed heavenward!...

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A mean ugly rumor was started about Santa Claus
It zoomed around the world with nary a pause
Gossips added to it, making it worse and worse
When Mrs. Claus heard it, she took out her purse

She recorded people and followed the rumor back
To a disgraced elf who was hiding in Santa’s sack
He was ashamed, when he met her kindly eyes
Horribly embarrassed, he soon apologized....

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After one too many beers
in the wee hours of the night,
I whizzed around town on my
motorbike, feeling light.


I zoomed into dim sidestreets
and who or what did I meet?
Deep potholes, like drunk hobos,
recklessly crossing the street!


But nastier than potholes,
the pavement was a different case.
It leaped and stood bolt upright
and slammed hard against my face !!...

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